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Make it More Swim-ey !!

So in the US& A the 21st of May is National Learn to Swim Day :h:

Let us plunge into the deep end of the pun pool :yep:


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I'm diving into this thread and ready to make a splash!
(edited 1 year ago)
sounds like all's going swimmingly so far
water wonderful world
peaty in the usa
a lane (elaine by abba)
eye of the tri-ger
Puns without relay!

Pool on the Hill
Swan (Dive) Lake
Kick and Stroke
The Magic Float
Crawl's Well That Ends Well
Tread Water Chili Peppers

One pun thread can cause many puns over time... it's the butterfly effect.
Reply 5
Original post by TriplexA
I'm diving into this thread and ready to make a splash!


:woo: make sure you don't hit bl0b... oops :teehee:

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Reply 6
Original post by Il1L
sounds like all's going swimmingly so far


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Butterfly Stance - Neneh Cherry
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Original post by bl0bf1sh
water wonderful world
peaty in the usa
a lane (elaine by abba)
eye of the tri-ger


:rave: a fin selection Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Crawley are lovin' it :h:

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Dames, môreaand hou ons ons jaarlikse liefdadigheid-twerkathon
by die Winnie Mandela-parkour-sentrum.
Vanjaar gaan die opbrengs aan Professionele Trampolien-atlete in nood.
Soos jy jou kan voorstel, het hierdie dowwe manne
en dames baie gely tydens lockdown en dit.
Met jou hulp kan hulle terugbons.
As jy graag aan die dans wil deelneem, l
oer net by ontvangs en gesels met groot Merinda.
Die inskrywingsfooi is rand 45.
Dit sluit 'n bak Denningvleis en soveel Spook en Diesel in as wat jy kan drink.
As jy nie jou eie joga-broek het nie, kan jy 'n paar by groot M leen.
Sy maak hulle tuis van sebravel en lycra™.
Die knoppies is egte hiënatande.

Arnoux-Hansie Rynold Van Vollenhoven

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van dame dans en dit

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Speedo Las Vegas - Elvis Presley
Original post by Il1L
sounds like all's going swimmingly so far


Looks like you've treadded into FH territory :biggrin:
Reply 11
Original post by penguingirl18
Puns without relay!

Pool on the Hill
Swan (Dive) Lake
Kick and Stroke
The Magic Float
Crawl's Well That Ends Well
Tread Water Chili Peppers

One pun thread can cause many puns over time... it's the butterfly effect.


:rave: good work Your Ladyship :girl:

Crawl's Well That Ends Well is especially mirthsome :h:

the people of Crawley are clutching their waterwings :rofl:

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Dames,
dalk het jy jou kappie misgelê ?
Groot Dolinde die giermeisie het een gekry
vroeg vanoggend agter die ossehok.
Dit was langs 'n heer se mokorotlo.
As jy hierdie item wil herwin
loer net saam ontvangs toe en kry
'n diskrete geselsie met groot Marene.
Sy kyk daarna in haar spesiale kas,
saam met baie ander tradisionele hoofbedekking-items,
musiekinstrumente en die meganiese meerkat.
Miskien sal jy verkies om die vlekke te verwyder
van jou kappie af voordat jy dit weer aansit ?
Vra net groot M vir 'n leen van haar Pledge™ 2-in-1 spuit
en die familie grootte brillo pad.

Zander Phillippus Van Der Smering

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van vermiste goed en dat

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Reply 12
Original post by Joinedup
Butterfly Stance - Neneh Cherry

Speedo Las Vegas - Elvis Presley


:woo: great work Sir J ! :yay:

#2 is very impressive :congrats:

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Brothers in Arm(band)s
Those well known Abba songs - The Swimmer Takes It All, Water(po)lo
Mission Swimpossible
Lifeguardians of the Galaxy
Lord of the rubberRings
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To Surf With Love
Five Go to Budgie Smugglers Top

100 metres Papillon

Bridge over Open Water
Reply 16
Original post by marchag
Brothers in Arm(band)s
Those well known Abba songs - The Swimmer Takes It All, Water(po)lo
Mission Swimpossible
Lifeguardians of the Galaxy
Lord of the rubberRings

:woo: good work march ... it's going swimmingly :yay:

#1 made me chortle :teehee:

the people of Crawley are experiencing a magnitude 3.2 mirthquake :afraid:

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Here,
dalk het jy jou mokorotlo misgelê?
Groot Dolinde die giermeisie het een gekry
vroeg vanoggend agter die ossehok.
Dit was langs 'n dame se kappie.
As jy hierdie item wil herwin
loer net saam ontvangs toe en kry
'n diskrete geselsie met groot Marene.
Sy kyk daarna in haar spesiale kas,
saam met baie ander tradisionele hoofbedekking-items,
musiekinstrumente en die meganiese meerkat.
Miskien sal jy verkies om die vlekke te verwyder
van jou mokorotlo af voordat jy dit weer aansit?
Vra net groot M vir 'n leen van haar Cillit Bang™-spuit
en die stewige skropborsel.

Zander Phillippus Van Der Smering

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van vermiste goed en dat

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Reply 17
Original post by Cote1
To Surf With Love

:rave: winner winner :chicken: dinner :girl:

this is a classic :congrats:

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Reply 18
Original post by nulli tertius
Five Go to Budgie Smugglers Top

100 metres Papillon

Bridge over Open Water

:woo: a fine selection Sir Nulli ! :yay:

#1 is genius :congrats:

the people of Crawley are spilling their Umqombothi :afraid:

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Here,
môreaand hou ons ons jaarlikse koekkompetisie
by die Mahatma Gandhi-park en ry.
Bring asseblief nie meer as twee volgrootte koeke saam nie
of 'n halfdosyn feetjiekoeke en dit.
Die eerste prys sal 'n week se vakansie in Lesotho wees.
Die tweede prys sal twee weke daar wees.
As jy wil deelneem, loer gerus saam na ontvangs
en gesels met groot Marchelle.
Die toegangsfooi is rand 103 wat 'n nuwigheidshoed insluit
met jou naam op en 'n klein sakkie biltong.
Alle koeke sal deur die reëlingskomitee behou word
en mettertyd aan behoeftiges uitgedeel word.

Jengo-Nelius Van Der Broeksak

Adjunk Assistent Kommissaris vir koeke en dit

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