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Make it More Breakfast-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 24th of May is Endless Breakfast Day :drool:

Let us serve up some tasty punnage to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

Fullofsurprises

Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers

Early meal at Tiffany's Place

Any Which Way but Juice

Silence of the Pans

Reply 2

Cote1

The Full English Patient

Ketchup-22

Hashes to Hashes

Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach

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Reply 3

penguingirl18

Wow, the flakes are high!

Earl Grey's Anatomy

The Crumpet of the Swan

The Great British Bacon Show

A Mushroom of One's Own

The Red Badge of Porridge

Hey Food

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Reply 4

Trinculo

Black Pudding Lives Matter

Reply 5

penguingirl18

Here Comes the Bun

Blue Suede Juice

Bean Genie

The Magic Fruit

Pancake My Eyes Off You

Good Day Sunny-side

Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)

Seven Seas of Rye

Reply 6

penguingirl18

Day Kipper

Alexander Jam Bell

Reply 7

meddad

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers

Sausage puns are the wurst

Reply 8

aliaa03

Original post by TriplexA

Bread-y or not here I pun

oh god🚪 👈🏽

Reply 9

aliaa03

i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly

Reply 10

Fullofsurprises

Original post by aliaa03

i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly

Well let's see how this pancakes out.

Reply 11

meddad

I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.

Reply 12

aliaa03

Original post by meddad

I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.

no milk ??? cereal killer vibes

Reply 13

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers

Early meal at Tiffany's Place

Any Which Way but Juice

Silence of the Pans

Well let's see how this pancakes out.

a hearty spread Your Ladyship ! :girl:

#1 and #4 were especially tempting :cookie:

the people of Bangor are lovin' it, isn't it :h:

Merched,
peidiwch â chynhesu eich Cawl ar reiddiaduron yr ystafell newid.
mae'r cawl blasus hwn yn anorchfygol i bryfed a hwnnw.
Yn fuan mae'r adar yn hedfan dan do i wledda ar y pryfed.
Cyn hir mae'n pandemonium cyflawn fel yr adar
gwrthdaro â'i gilydd ac ymosod ar y llenni â'u traed pigfain.
Dim ond yr wythnos diwethaf mawr dywedodd Olwenna
y wraig glanhau wrthyf
bod pâl yn gollwng tywodlif i'w cheg wrth iddi ddozi ar y belvedere.
Beth am adael eich Cawl yn y dderbynfa ar ôl cyrraedd?
Mae gan Myfanwy Fawr gwpwrdd arbennig
ar gyfer cynhesu pob math o gawl a chawl.

Ianto Ifor Popkin

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol Cynhesu Cawl a hynny

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Reply 14

the bear

Original post by Cote1

The Full English Patient

Ketchup-22

Hashes to Hashes

Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach

a satisfying selection Ma'am :girl:

#1 is especially mirthsome :h:

the people of Bangor are spilling their rwm isn't it :yep:

Merched,
efallai eich bod yn ystyried cael gwared ar y rheini
llinellau chwerthin ddim mor ddoniol
neu wneud eich gwefusau mis mêl yn ffres eto?
Yn lle llenwi'ch wyneb â phlastig
beth am roi cynnig ar driniaeth draddodiadol yn lle hynny?
Mae Brangwen Fawr oddi ar y dderbynfa yn croen yn llyfnach
profiadol sy'n gallu rhannu llawer o dystebau disglair
oddi wrth ferched o oedran arbennig.
Mae hi'n defnyddio fformiwla gyfrinachol
wedi'i gwneud o gynhwysion naturiol
yn unig gan gynnwys gwymon a braster defaid y mae merched
ei theulu wedi'i drosglwyddo ers cannoedd o flynyddoedd.
Nid yw Big B yn codi llawer ac mae'n gwarantu ad-daliad bob
ceiniog os nad ydych yn edrych ugain mlynedd yn iau.

Tecwyn Cadfael Scurlock

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol llyfnder croen a hynny

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Reply 15

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Wow, the flakes are high!

Earl Grey's Anatomy

The Crumpet of the Swan

The Great British Bacon Show

A Mushroom of One's Own

The Red Badge of Porridge

Hey Food

Here Comes the Bun

Blue Suede Juice

Bean Genie

The Magic Fruit

Pancake My Eyes Off You

Good Day Sunny-side

Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)

Seven Seas of Rye

Day Kipper

Alexander Jam Bell

the wordplay trolley is overflowing with treats ! :girl:

The Red Badge of Porridge is especially hilarious :congrats:

the people of Bangor are experiencing a magnitude 9.0 mirthquake isn't it :afraid:

Merched,
Efallai eich bod yn gwario gormod ar eich colur dyddiol?
Gall colur fod yn straen enfawr ar eich pwrs.
Mae angen ateb ymarferol ar wraig heddiw!
Galwch draw i'r dderbynfa i gael sgwrs gydag Aeronwen fawr.
Mae ei theulu wedi bod yn gwneud nwyddau harddwch
o gynhwysion naturiol ers cenedlaethau.
Un o'i heitemau mwyaf poblogaidd yw'r eyeliner glo caled.
Nid yw ond yn costio 3 swllt a 6 ceiniogau am ddau.
Os nad ydych wrth eich bodd mae A mawr yn gwarantu ad-daliad
y pris cyfan ni ofynnir cwestiynau.

Twdric Guto Glasscock

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol cynhyrchion harddwch a hynny

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Reply 16

the bear

Original post by Trinculo

Black Pudding Lives Matter

i spat out my hash brown :rofl:

have a medal Trinc:

Reply 17

the bear

ermm well done Triplex ?

where did your pun go ? :holmes:

Reply 18

the bear

Original post by meddad

Sausage puns are the wurst

I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.