Make it More Alaska-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 28th of June is National Alaska Day :yep:

Let's wrap up warm and find the mother lode of punnage :h:

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Reply 1

the bear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska

https://www.alaskan-natives.com/alaskan-native-cultures/

https://www.nps.gov/locations/alaska/native-culture.htm

Doctor Snow

chocolate moose

Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.

Reply 5

the bear

Original post by Cote1

Doctor Snow

i get your drift Ma'am :girl:

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

chocolate moose

very tempting Ma'am :girl:

have a delicious Punty with it :h:

Reply 7

the bear

Original post by meddad

Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.

we'll have to Bluff it out :ahee:

Reply 8

TriplexA

Bear's pun threads are cool right @iL1L - never mind Alaska another time. :tongue:

Reply 9

the bear

Original post by TriplexA

Bear's pun threads are cool right @iL1L - never mind Alaska another time. :tongue:

thank you so much Sir Trip ! :yay:

Reply 10

penguingirl18

Original post by TriplexA

Bear's pun threads are cool right @iL1L - never mind Alaska another time. :tongue:

I think anyone who doesn't think @the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali. :biggrin:

Reply 11

marchag

I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns! :smile:

Dear Prudhoence

Chris Fairbanks (boxer)

Reply 12

marchag

Original post by penguingirl18

I think anyone who doesn't think @the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali. :biggrin:

You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl:

I'll probably get the cane again!!!

Reply 13

the bear

Original post by marchag

I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns! :smile:

Dear Prudhoence

Chris Fairbanks (boxer)

thank you so much Sir March ! you are sleighing us with your punnage :yay:

the people of Eskimo are lovin' it :h:

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Caballeros,
por favor, no caliente su Kak'ik en los radiadores de los vestuarios.
esta deliciosa sopa de pavo es irresistible para las moscas y eso.
Pronto, los pájaros vuelan al interior para darse un festín con los insectos.
En poco tiempo es un pandemónium completo como los pájaros
pelean entre sí y atacan las cortinas con sus pies puntiagudos.
Recién la semana pasada el gran Xmucane la señora de la limpieza me dijo
que un quetzal resplandeciente regurgitó un hueso de aguacate
en su café mientras dormitaba en el mirador.
¿Por qué no dejar tu Kak'ik en recepción cuando llegues?
Big Ix Kaknab tiene un armario especial para calentar todo tipo de platos de pavo.

Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque

Subgerente Adjunto de calentamiento de platos de carne y que

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Reply 14

the bear

Original post by marchag

You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl:

I'll probably get the cane again!!!

it was not an exact duplicate but you can have a spank anyway :h:

Reply 15

penguingirl18

Anchorage aweigh!

Home on the Mountain Range

November Reindeer

On the Road by Jack Kodiak

The Fjord and the Stone

Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf

Reply 16

TriplexA

Original post by marchag

You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl:

I'll probably get the cane again!!!

I guess @marchag just Barrow-ed your pun. :biggrin:

Reply 17

marchag

Original post by the bear

it was not an exact duplicate but you can have a spank anyway :h:

Reply 18

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Anchorage aweigh!

Home on the Mountain Range

November Reindeer

On the Road by Jack Kodiak

The Fjord and the Stone

Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf

a fine selection of regional punnage Ma'am :girl:

the people of Eskimo are spilling their Guaro :afraid:

Señoras,
Quizás estés gastando demasiado
en tu régimen de belleza diario?
Cosméticos y eso puede ser una gran carga para tu bolso.
¡La dama de hoy necesita una solución práctica!
Simplemente acérquese a la recepción y converse con el gran Xpiayoc.
Su familia ha estado haciendo productos de belleza.
de ingredientes naturales durante generaciones.
Uno de sus artículos más populares es el frotamiento del cuero cabelludo de iguana.
Solo cuesta quetzales 108 por dos.
¿Por qué no traer a un amigo?
Si no está satisfecho, Big X garantiza el reembolso.
el precio completo sin preguntas.

Buluc Chabtan Badman Votan

Subgerente Adjunto de productos de belleza y que

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Reply 19

penguingirl18

There's a Glacier - the Beatles

Salmon Rushdie

The Snow Must Go On - Queen

The Blizzard of Oz

An Icicle Built for Two

The Adventures of Bering Munchausen