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    Yesterday my friend was on the phone... "How old was I when I was 3?"
    We all stared at him and burst out laughing. I can't remember what he meant to say...
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Woah there, I nearly got lost in those eyes! :daydreaming:





    But you don't refer to them as 'near eastern'. Many countries are 'near' something but it doesn't automatically mean that they should refer themselves as it.

    Egyptians should be referred to as African, don't see much wrong with it. Just because they're not black does not mean that they're not African.

    And I'm so confused about why Indians and Pakistanis call themselves Middle Eastern, when they are quite clearly not.
    WTF I've never heard one call themselves middle eastern xD
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    Once I had to explain to a guy that women didn't pee through their vaginas at the end of an 80 minute biology lesson on excretion. Diagrams were drawn.
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    (Original post by Student403)
    WTF I've never heard one call themselves middle eastern xD
    Many do it around here haha
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Many do it around here haha
    Charlatans!
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Woah there, I nearly got lost in those eyes! :daydreaming:
    I know I always do...

    Everyone wants to be middle eastern I don't even understand why :rofl:
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    (Original post by Ahmed766)
    I know I always do...

    Everyone wants to be middle eastern I don't even understand why :rofl:
    Because dey sxci

    I actually don't know why, you're all lovely :lol:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Because dey sxci

    I actually don't know why, you're all lovely :lol:
    OOoh so you saying I'm middle eastern? ;P
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    (Original post by Ahmed766)
    OOoh so you saying I'm middle eastern? ;P
    :mmm:

    nice teeth btw
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    that 'guinea pigs aren't proper pets like cats and dogs'
    :indiff:

    *clears throat*:


    *ends*
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    that 'guinea pigs aren't proper pets like cats and dogs'
    :indiff:

    *clears throat*:


    *ends*
    *sniff* *sniff* that was beautiful :cry2:
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    *sniff* *sniff* that was beautiful :cry2:
    awww thank you so much :jumphug:just had to get it out of my small furry system :lol:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :mmm:

    nice teeth btw
    Thanks :rolleyes:
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    Friend 1: I went to the same school as Oliver Cromwell
    Friend 2: Are you really that old?
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    Friend 1: I went to the same school as Oliver Cromwell
    Friend 2: Are you really that old?
    :lol: hahah!

    I overheard a girl talking about she's going to India on Saturday for family matters and she'll access the student area on her phone

    Friend 1: is there even wifi in India?
    Friend: it's not a third world country
    Friend 1: no, I mean since bare people there are poor and stuff
    Friend 2: don't talk to me

    How quickly ignorance (and poor knowledge of developing countries) can break friendships! :lolwut:
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    "I don't get why people dislike the French" :pierre:
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    Cousin: How old are you?
    Me: 25. Actually, no, I'm 26.

    I think he then asked how can I not know how I am? :lol:

    I was opening a bank account earlier this year:
    Lady: What's your date of birth please?
    Me: 10/4/1989
    Lady: And how old will you be next year?
    Me: Um...



    I have been asked at least twice by other people how I am and yes, I have got it right...
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    I once had a friend who thought that, when someone became a nun, they had to change their first names to 'sister' and that's why you call nuns 'sister ___'. :lolwut:
    I had a friend, that once said You Me at Six are a good band :lolwut:
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    I had a friend, that once said You Me at Six are a good band :lolwut:
    I had a friend that once inferred anything but. Note the use of "had."
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    I had a friend that once inferred anything but. Note the use of "had."
    :cry:

    Pls don't replace me with Alexion :cry2:
 
 
 
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