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    (Original post by mathew551)
    Skip to 0:49 if you don't want to hear his pointless monologue.



    Die Antwoord- Enter the Ninja

    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I'm a ninja, yo
    My life is like a videogame
    I maintain when I'm in the zone
    One player one life on the mic
    I'm in the dark

    Yo, ninja, go

    No ****in around I'm cutting down
    Anyone in my path
    Tryna **** up my game with razor sharp
    Lyrical throw stars
    Killin' my foes like

    Hos! Ska!

    Wild, outta control

    Ninja skop befokte rof taal
    Rough rhymes, tough times
    Met fokkol kos, skraal
    Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
    Straight famine or feast,
    When you're living on the razor edge
    Stay sharp, sharp

    Rolling with the $O$
    High energy
    Never seen zef so fresh
    Uh, when we mic check
    Hi-def flow's flex
    Yo we aren't the messed up
    Not ****ing the best
    We not like the rest
    My style is UFO
    Totally unknown
    You can't **** with my new Zef flow
    I'm hard to miss
    "You can't do this, you can't do that"
    Yo, ****in' who said so?
    I do what I like
    Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
    You can't **** with the chosen one
    I-I-I want the knife
    I'm a Ninja

    Hook x2

    Ninja is poes cool
    But don't **** with my game
    Boy or I'll poes you
    Life is tough
    When I get stuck
    When my time is up
    I push through
    Till I break-break-break
    on through to the other side
    Fantastically poor with faces like a stalker

    Ninja is hardcore
    Been cut so deep, feel no pain
    It's not sore
    Don't ask for kak or
    You'll get what you ask for
    I'm like a wild animal in the corner
    Waiting for the break of dawn
    Trying to get through the night
    Just a man with the will to survive

    My blade swing free
    Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
    This is not a game, boy
    Don't play with me
    I work my light sabre like a wild ****ing savage
    from the dark side danger

    Yin to the yang
    Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas
    Mother****ing big in Japan
    I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
    Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
    Fly-talking, sky-walking
    Like a ninja

    Hook x2

    ****, this is like
    The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
    **** all of you who said I wouldn't make it
    Who said I was a loser
    They said I was a no-one
    They said I was a ****in' psycho
    But look at me now:
    All up on the interweb
    World-wide, 2009
    Futurista
    Enter the ninja
    Yolandi Visser
    DJ Hi-Tek
    Die fokken Antwoord

    What's my name?

    I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (a mother****in' ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    hahaha!!:clap2:
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    I always thought the mid part of the end by the doors was a bit cringe worthy in places;
    Ride the snake, ride the snake
    To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
    The snake is long, seven miles
    Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
    The west is the best
    The west is the best
    Get here, and we'll do the rest
    The blue bus is callin' us
    The blue bus is callin' us
    Driver, where you taken' us

    More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors/#share
    still a good song though
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    (Original post by JesusIsMyHomeboy)
    'And I was like, baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh'.
    Was gonna say. Baby baby baby ooooohh!

    And anything Katy Perry, really. She makes me turn off the car radio.
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    Katy Perry`s " Firework(s)?" she feels like a plastic bag, hope she puts it on her husband`s head and secures it.
    Marc Bolan (whooo?) (T.Rex) saw a frog coming out of New York city with a gun in it`s hand. Course you did mate, keep taking the tablets.
    Coldplay. All of their ****, white snow, what other feckin` colours does it come in unless you p*ss in it. Boring cretins.
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    (Original post by Cicerao)
    He's got a brand new car
    Looks like a Jaguar
    It's got leather seats
    It's got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER
    * etc
    [...]
    Get a house in Devon
    Drink cider from a lemon



    (*everyone in the club sings this loudly and passionately, as if it were highly profound.)
    And it's even worse now it's out of date...
    Maybe they should change it to some thing like:

    "... It's got an iPod INPUT INPUT INPUT"
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    All of Sex Planet - R kelly
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    Anything by N Dubz
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    Anything by Justin Bieber.
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    Just kidding, Daft Punk are awesome .
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    I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful BUT DAMN YOU'RE A SEXY *****. I feel so respected :|
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    I have a heart, I swear I do
    But just not, baby, when it comes to you
    I get so hungry when you say you love me
    Hush if you know what's good for you
    I think you're hot, I think you're cool
    You're the kind of guy I'd stalk in school
    But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus
    Now I'm gonna eat you, fool!

    [chorus]
    I eat boys up
    Breakfast and lunch
    Then, when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
    Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal
    I eat boys up
    You better run
    I am cannibal! (Cannibal, cannibal, I am!)

    Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
    That's when the hunger really hits me
    Your little heart goes pitter patter
    I want your liver on a platter
    Use your finger to stir my tea
    Then, for dessert, I'll suck your teeth
    Be too sweet and you'll be a goner
    Yep, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

    SERIOULSY, WHAT, KESHA?!
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    (Original post by IchiCC)
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    Just kidding, Daft Punk are awesome .
    Would it be awesome if not for the video, though? It's a tad repetitive :eek:
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    You touched my tralala. Uhmmmmm my ding ding dong.
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    I whip my hair back and forth. (x40)
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    (Original post by HilariousNinja)
    You touched my tralala. Uhmmmmm my ding ding dong.


    Ugh I remember that thing. But, reminds me of Electric 6, who are good though




    And why edit 'nuclear war' in a song such as this? :rolleyes:
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    "I've got so many clothes i leave some at my aunts house"

    Just another mass produced piece of crap that song is with crap lyrics that destroys proper music.
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    This song is ridiculously GOOD:

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    "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" - Firework, Katy Perry
    "Someone call the doctor, got a case of a love bi-polar"- Hot'n'Cold, Katy Perry
    "You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter"- Thinking of You, Katy Perry
    "You said there's tons of fish in the water, so the water I will test"- Thinking of You, Katy Perry

    And all the lyrics to Ur So Gay, also by Katy Perry. The title says it all, really.
    I like her as a person... but her lyrics seriously suck.
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    (Original post by siani-chan)
    I've been Southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe... :awesome:

    Also:

    Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
    When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard
    Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
    Like a G6, Like a G6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6


    Hell Yeaa
    Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
    When sober girls around me, they be actin' like they drunk
    They be actin like they drunk, actin'-actin' like they drunk
    When sober girls around me actin'-actin' like they drunk


    BAHAHA.
    This!

    What does 'like a G6' even mean?
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    Nicki Minaj in Bed Rock - 'it's time to put this p*ssy on yo' side burns'
 
 
 
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