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    ...Then I burnt it down....
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    "Can I cook your balls?"
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    You smell like potato skins
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    "Oh, I'm addicted to TSR"
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    I smoke and do drugs.
    (not trying to offend anyone)
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    I can't kill your mum.

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    'What is 9 + 10?'
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    I would recommend the salad.
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    Did you photoshop your picture?

    (That's assuming the date is from online dating)
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    My ex liked that too.
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    Are you up for swinging?

    Wait, I dropped my lube.

    I feel sorry for you.

    Here are some emergency questions...
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    When on my first date with my current bf, we got on to some odd topics and things we had done that were bizarre; laughed about how odd we were, then there was a pause and I blurted out
    "I jerked off a pig" (Im a vet student, you have to use manual stimulation to collect boar semen for AI purposes- believe me it was a disturbing experience ..)
    He went silent. I instantly regretted it and pulled a "oh good god i ruined everything " shocked sort of face- but after a few more seconds he said "really?"
    "uh hih"
    and he laughed so hard he nearly choked on his wrap
    Over a year later here we are :P so i guess sometimes the worst things to say dont really cost you anything at all :P
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    (Original post by Future African game vet)
    "I jerked off a pig"
    That's no way to talk about your ex! :P
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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    Wow! Your sister is hot!
    I have chronic erectile dysfunction.
    My mum wears that top.
    You look like my aunty.
    PRSOM!
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    honestly i like small ones
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    Do you want to split the bill? CHEAPSKATE.
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    (Original post by Tillybop)
    One that someone I know said (unfortunately not 5 words):

    'Wow you looked much better the other day with make up on.'


    :facepalm: Oh dear.


    Edit: Oooo and another gem from same person that is 5 words :awesome:

    'What was your name again?'
    PRSOM!
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    "When do I pay you?"
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    my van my rules mwahahahahahaha
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    Hang tight all my mandem
 
 
 
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