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    (Original post by alishpie)
    "i hate seagulls, and i hate being sick". Wise words from kate nash there


    oh and

    "they call me 'her'
    they call me 'stacey'
    they call me 'her'
    they call me 'jane'
    that's not my name
    that's not my name
    that's not my name
    that's not my name
    they call me 'quiet'
    but i'm a riot
    mary-jo-lisa
    always the same
    that's not my name
    that's not my name
    that's not my name
    that's not my name"

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    pmsl your signature pmsl lol olo lolo lmao ahahahahaahahahahahah omg friggin hilarious
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    And this, it's pretty hilarious :laugh: but still :facepalm2:

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    (Original post by snowyowl)
    This!

    What does 'like a G6' even mean?
    well in german, G6 phonetically is "Gay Sechs" so maybe there expressing there fondness of bro rape?
    :P

    ye im not a fan of that crap, waay too cocky etc

    Also i would say that most of the stuff in black eyed peas' latest album is boring and repetitive, i think i had there first album at one point and they werent too bad apart from "lets get retarded" but there latest album is just stupid e.g. "i got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night" for 1 1/2 minutes... thats nearly the whole song!!

    It just seems like there running out of ideas for good pop songs now... its why i abandoned it long ago... Although saying that i dont mind the intentionally stupid songs like weebls stuff since thats intentionally silly and repetitive.
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    None of you guys have ever felt like a plastic bag? Missing out, it's trippy as shiiiiit.
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    "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a canonball". Noel Gallagher, king of nonsense lyrics.
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    Nightwish-Wishmaster
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
    Lol I dont even know which is the band and which is the song. First time I heard this, it was with someone who was pointing out how silly the lyrics were showed me the video
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    (Original post by peacefrog16)
    "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a canonball". Noel Gallagher, king of nonsense lyrics.
    Same album, how about:

    The sink is full of fishes
    She's got dirty dishes on the brain
    And my dog's been itchin'
    Itchin' in the kitchen once again



    Still, good song though.
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    (Original post by Zebracolors)
    Nightwish-Wishmaster
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
    Lol I dont even know which is the band and which is the song. First time I heard this, it was with someone who was pointing out how silly the lyrics were showed me the video
    The lyrics (and music really) are a bit silly but they had hands down the sickest singer in rock of all time. Believe it or not - they are the best selling Finnish band of all time and regularly have number one hits over there!
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    My chick bad my chick hood my chick do stuff that your chick wish she could ¬_¬
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    (Original post by Jake22)
    Same album, how about:

    The sink is full of fishes
    She's got dirty dishes on the brain
    And my dog's been itchin'
    Itchin' in the kitchen once again



    Still, good song though.
    I don't know how anyone takes him seriously as a songwriter.
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    (Original post by peacefrog16)
    I don't know how anyone takes him seriously as a songwriter.
    Well, musically the songs are nice and to be fair, most of his lyrics make sense over all, it is just that there is a lot of silly filler lines.

    Apart from Diggsy's Dinner; those lyrics are just completely stupid:

    'We'll have las-aaaaaaaaagan-ya'
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    Oh my gosh you look just like Shakira,
    No no, Catherine Zeta,
    Actually my name's Marina


    Marina and the Diamonds.
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    I know this ***** that'll suck your **** for 3 cracks
    And her clitoris-lips be hanging down to her kneecaps



    Necro.
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    Lollipop remix with Nicki Minaj

    I got that presidential cooch
    When he see it he salute
    Cause ain't no nappy pubes
    Just alot of juice
    A little mohawk
    Posing for the Photog
    He get me so
    He get me so
    He get me so smart
    He make my pussy sing Ahhhhh
    Like it's Mozart
    He say the pussy pretty
    It look like show art
    He say who pussy is it
    And I say yours
    And when he spank this
    I make that pussy fart
    I'm such an actress
    Melissa Joan Hart
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    From rapper and professional lunatic, Kanye West:

    "Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus"


    Surprisingly (I don't really listen to pop music much) I actually quite like the song, but the lyrics range from questionable to just bizarre. Maybe that's the point? I don't know...
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    "I know that I must do what's right
    As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti "
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    (Original post by snowyowl)
    This!

    What does 'like a G6' even mean?
    A G6 is some sort of plane. That's why they're so 'fly like a G6' because it's a plane so it can fly... Ridiculous lyric.
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    (Original post by mrmayrhofen)
    Switchfoot are the best band ever...all their lyrics and songs are meaningful unlike every song on the pop charts or rare supposedly iconic bands. You probably havent even heard any other switchfoot songs so dont give an opinion if you dont know anything about them.
    Why did i get negative thingy for this??? its true. you are all probably too stupid to understand what switchfoots song lyrics mean.
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    Pretty much the lyrics to ALMOST all songs by Soulja Boy.
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    Tinie Tempah - http://olly.im/2009/12/30/tinie-tempah-pass-out-lyrics/

    Winner: 'I got so many clothes I keep em in my aunt's house'

    Also Bruno Mars - Grenade
 
 
 
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