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    Fingering my fwb at the time in my room. Parents never knock to warn you!
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    Watching MLP.

    dear lord that was awkward on so many levels.
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    When I was 15, my mum was ill and came home early from work on a Monday afternoon once. She caught me shagging one of these from behind, standing stark naked on our family dining room table whilst blasting out and singing along to: Barry White - 'Cant Get Enough of Your Love Baby!'.

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    I was just watching porn with my headphones in except they weren't working properly so I had them on full blast..

    I had them plugged in the mic hole..

    I don't think my mum is going to be too impressed in the morning, tbh, i'm pretty scared!
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    (Original post by Annuhlees)
    I was just watching porn with my headphones in except they weren't working properly so I had them on full blast..

    I had them plugged in the mic hole..

    I don't think my mum is going to be too impressed in the morning, tbh, i'm pretty scared!
    As a parent I'd also find it incredibly awkward that my daughter could not differentiate between the clearly marked 'earphone' and 'microphone' sockets on their laptop...
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    Not even gonna go there,
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    (Original post by thegodofgod)
    Nope, haven't talked about it ever, and for the next few days he couldn't look me in the eye
    That's probably because your eye was glued shut.
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    (Original post by HarveyCanis)
    That's probably because your eye was glued shut.
    Good one
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    ****ting my self. I am bad for this, you know the IBS, on many occasions I have done this, several in primary, some in secondary and quite a lot outside of education, i remember on my 15th Birthday I **** myself, trouble is my parents are blabber mouths and started telling everyone. I can't hold my poo in.
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    I'm loving how many people were caught masturbating! Although I have been caught multiple times having sex. Always that moment of silence and tension before my parents finally realise it's a good idea to just close the door, by which point it's either too awkward or too hilarious to carry on.

    LAMENTABLE!
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    overheard my conversation with my best friend on the phone.
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    My mum walked in on me staging an Arabic execution with my brothers soft toys. I perched a Meerkat onto a pile of books and wrapped a towel around it like a burka, and tied a bit of rope around a teddy bear and hung it from the handle of my wardrobe so it was dangling next to the meerkat terrorist. The scene was topped off with some Islamic music I had playing in the background. My mum walked in, shook her head and said 'Im not even going to ask' then walked back out.

    I was 17 years old when this happened.
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    Thought of another one. I think I was about 14-15 at the time. My mum walked in when my friend had tied me up with duct tape. It really must have looked like a dodgy sex game... it really wasn't
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    Defenetly the time when for my GF birthday the night before my GF had watched Titanic and so the next day as she was coming around to mine anyway asked if I would draw her naked on the sofa.

    My Mum was ment to be out for the day, 1 hour after I started drawing she came back and said she had forgotten a folder of work before coming into the living room.... Yeah awkward....

    She just said "That's a good drawing son" and walkout out again. :eek:
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    eating peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers while nutella was still smeared all over my face
    I REGRET NOTING
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    (Original post by marcusfox)
    Voting Conservative...
    Reminds me of my Dad at the last election. We were in Ayrshire (we're from Yorkshire) driving to my Uncle's wedding. Sister asked me who I voted for, Dad says 'You can't ask that, it's private and you can vote for whoever you want. Unless you voted Tory roh, in which case you can get out of the ****ing car and walk back'.

    (Original post by tehforum)
    You say that like it's a good thing.

    -_-
    Maybe it is relatively. If he was just having a standard bash whereas sometimes he's tied to the ceiling with a plastic bag over his head, a cucumber up the **** and electronic nipple clamps on I imagine it was quite the relief to only be caught having a frantic one in bed!
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    Reminds of a question someone asked somewhere that went something like "Have your parents ever caught you doing anything dirty?" To which a person replied "My dad caught me gardening. It was awkward."
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    1) My friends got me this sex board game when I was 14 that I never once played that I hid in the cupboard in my bathroom for years. Then when we moved out last year, I wasn't involved much in the packing because I was mostly at school and my parents had done most of the packing and all that. They found the game and confronted me after that. I've always been this good, innocent and prudent girl in their eyes all these years and for them to find that..... it was pretty damn awkward.

    2) I was having some 'me-time' in my bedroom this one time when I got a little too excited and louder than usual. I hadn't realize that my parents were home so I really didn't pay too much attention to how loud I got. During dinner that night, my mum asked me what happened to me in the room because she was hearing noises. I told her I accidentally cut myself and it hurt so bad that I was moaning so loudly and she bought it. HAHA. It was pretty awkward because my Dad should know the truth because my room is the closest to his room and I'm sometimes quite loud.
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    :eek: 7 years old? Good lord I was still playing with dolls then. Making my dolls hump but still, yikes, touching yourself so young...I'd expect kids that young to have some innocent left XD
    I woke up to my brother ****ing in the same room as me when he was about five or six (we were on holiday). Grim times.

    Needless to say I told my parents and dad had to have a little 'don't **** in the same room as your sister' chat with him.
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    (Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt)
    I walked in on my flat mate receiving a rusty trombone from his girlfriend last summer.

    Google it ladies.

    It's still the funniest thing I've ever seen, or ever will.
    That is hillarious. I hadn't heard of that before.

    (Original post by Shabalala)
    luckily my parents have never caught me doing anything sexual at all I have always been too careful.

    But something 1000* worse did happen. I was at my ex-girlfriends house her family (her Mum, Dad, older sister & younger brother) were all going out to Edinburgh for the day so we thought we had the house to ourselves anyway fast forward 20 minutes after they had left they walk back into the house seeing me on the sofa with their daughter between my legs right as I sprayed *** all over her face it was too late to stop by the time they walked in :eek: so it sprayed all over her face and neck and some onto the carpet from where she jumped up in shock. Her entire family just stood there for a second in shock then her mum piped up with "I forgot my purse" and they all left again.

    I almost got caught ****ing by my computer by my gran aswell, she is the busy body type that never knocks before entering but luckily I heard her footsteps outside the door so I quickly wiped my **** back into my jeans and just switched my computer off at the socket because I wouldn't have had time to close off the porn it was the fastest I have ever moved but when she came in she did wonder why I was sitting completley still beside my computer in the pitch black but I don't think she suspected anything thank **** that would have been horrible.
    Awesome bro tale dude.
 
 
 
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