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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I did Sooooo nice

    Indeed we wouldn't, not again or I might not be back this time :lol:
    Any side effects?
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Any side effects?
    Nooooo, it's specifically designed to be licked from the human body
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Nooooo, it's specifically designed to be licked from the human body
    You fruity devil :evilbanana:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    You fruity devil :evilbanana:
    Ooooh, we'll have to name you queen-of-puns bee I shall make sure I pop into Ann Summers and pick us up strawberry flavour :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ooooh, we'll have to name you queen-of-puns bee I shall make sure I pop into Ann Summers and pick us up strawberry flavour :mmm:
    :mmm: I forgot strawberries were even a fruit,so ditsy haha

    I have a feeling that won't be your first or last time :innocent:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    :mmm: I forgot strawberries were even a fruit,so ditsy haha

    I have a feeling that won't be your first or last time :innocent:
    :rofl: You wally

    Not my first time, hopefully not my last but that's up to you :innocent:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    :rofl: You wally

    Not my first time, hopefully not my last but that's up to you :innocent:
    I bet that's what you've been saying to all those ****s you've been hooking up with :mmm:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    I bet that's what you've been saying to all those ****s you've been hooking up with :mmm:
    No need, two Bacardi Breezers and the deal was done with those particular girls :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    No need, two Bacardi Breezers and the deal was done with those particular girls :mmm:
    Wow! That much minimal effort? Didn't realise older woman were that easy
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Wow! That much minimal effort? Didn't realise older woman were that easy
    Oh no, those were the easiest. One came onto me and the other literally told me to come home and f*** her within 15 seconds of me bowling up and chatting to her :rofl: Cougars, I tell ya...
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Oh no, those were the easiest. One came onto me and the other literally told me to come home and f*** her within 15 seconds of me bowling up and chatting to her :rofl: Cougars, I tell ya...
    What even? Talk about desperation :rolleyes: :gasp:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    What even? Talk about desperation :rolleyes: :gasp:
    Ano, the conversation was pretty much:

    Me: You alright there? You look a bit bored.
    Her: Me? I am, my friend has gone off to the dancefloor, not really for me all that.
    Me: Fair enough, bit hot in here for all that isn't it?
    Her: Yeah *laughs*. So who are you here with?
    Me: Just my mates, but they're boring me so I've wondered off to chat to people.
    Her: Oh, right. On the pull tonight, then?
    Me: Maybe, depends on if I see anyone I like.
    Her: Ahh, that's why you came and talked to me then, is it?
    Me: *Laughs* Well, maybe...
    Her: Well, you're a bit young, but you're really handsome.
    Me: Aww, thanks
    Her: That's alright, you are. So, you wanna come home with me and f*** me then or what?

    :rofl: I was just like "Jesus, easiest chat-up EVER?

    If cougar hunting was my thing then it's pretty easy really, if an older woman is getting amongst it in a club full of youngsters then she's most likely up for it tbh.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ano, the conversation was pretty much:

    Me: You alright there? You look a bit bored.
    Her: Me? I am, my friend has gone off to the dancefloor, not really for me all that.
    Me: Fair enough, bit hot in here for all that isn't it?
    Her: Yeah *laughs*. So who are you here with?
    Me: Just my mates, but they're boring me so I've wondered off to chat to people.
    Her: Oh, right. On the pull tonight, then?
    Me: Maybe, depends on if I see anyone I like.
    Her: Ahh, that's why you came and talked to me then, is it?
    Me: *Laughs* Well, maybe...
    Her: Well, you're a bit young, but you're really handsome.
    Me: Aww, thanks
    Her: That's alright, you are. So, you wanna come home with me and f*** me then or what?

    :rofl: I was just like "Jesus, easiest chat-up EVER?

    If cougar hunting was my thing then it's pretty easy really, if an older woman is getting amongst it in a club full of youngsters then she's most likely up for it tbh.
    Christ,she's asked you directly without even trying to indirectly hint at anything of the sort. Do you usually find its the opposite with younger girls?
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Christ,she's asked you directly without even trying to indirectly hint at anything of the sort. Do you usually find its the opposite with younger girls?
    Was quite refreshing tbh :lol:

    Absolutely. Tbf there have been many girls my age during my time who have pretty much just jumped on me like the woman above did, but for the most part they try and play it a lot cooler even though you can pretty much tell where things are going most of the time.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ano, the conversation was pretty much:

    Me: You alright there? You look a bit bored.
    Her: Me? I am, my friend has gone off to the dancefloor, not really for me all that.
    Me: Fair enough, bit hot in here for all that isn't it?
    Her: Yeah *laughs*. So who are you here with?
    Me: Just my mates, but they're boring me so I've wondered off to chat to people.
    Her: Oh, right. On the pull tonight, then?
    Me: Maybe, depends on if I see anyone I like.
    Her: Ahh, that's why you came and talked to me then, is it?
    Me: *Laughs* Well, maybe...
    Her: Well, you're a bit young, but you're really handsome.
    Me: Aww, thanks
    Her: That's alright, you are. So, you wanna come home with me and f*** me then or what?

    :rofl: I was just like "Jesus, easiest chat-up EVER?

    If cougar hunting was my thing then it's pretty easy really, if an older woman is getting amongst it in a club full of youngsters then she's most likely up for it tbh.
    The older women I see in clubs all look kind of... rough. Where are you going?

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Was quite refreshing tbh :lol:

    Absolutely. Tbf there have been many girls my age during my time who have pretty much just jumped on me like the woman above did, but for the most part they try and play it a lot cooler even though you can pretty much tell where things are going most of the time.
    With the younger girls,they probably expect the guy to make such a proposal but with older women,it's no sure way of knowing,so they just ask and cut straight to the point.
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    (Original post by RobML)
    The older women I see in clubs all look kind of... rough. Where are you going?

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    The m.i.l.f:munter ratio isn't brilliant tbf, you do get some on the favourable end however :top:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    With the younger girls,they probably expect the guy to make such a proposal but with older women,it's no sure way of knowing,so they just ask and cut straight to the point.
    Probably right, bit of a "I know why he's chatting to me, just be cool and it'll happen" train of thought.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    The m.i.l.f:munter ratio isn't brilliant tbf, you do get some on the favourable end however :top:
    All ready to fall into your arms :mmm:
 
 
 
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