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    I hate Jessie J's ones "Do it like a brother, do it like a dude". They just make me cringe when I hear them, not sure why.
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    "I'm serious like cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer."

    Just.... no.
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    "I'm at the bar and I see this chick checking me out, from afar, yeah she wants my d*ck, there ain't no doubt" - 'Stay Too Long' by Plan B. Love the song, but that lyric, it's just rid.
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    (Original post by *Darcie*)
    Oh my gosh you look just like Shakira,
    No no, Catherine Zeta,
    Actually my name's Marina


    Marina and the Diamonds.
    that doesnt really count cos shes making fun of Hollywood culture
    (and she really does look like catherine zeta jones )
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    in my music teachers car as he was giving me a lift home - that black eyes peas? one about lady humps or something :| i was only 14, i actually died inside.

    on an un-related note, yes it may be stupid, but i love this song!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwpRDVWse0

    for people who cba watching it -
    I stab people, 4 or 5 people everday
    I stabbed Alex my manager he was like WHAT THE ****
    i stabbed the mail man he was pissed, he tried to mace me
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    I Gotta Feeling. Yeah....

    However simplistic the tune is, it still annoys me how catchy it was at the time.
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    (Original post by The Cornerstone)
    And Tinie Tempah 'I've been to southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe' and the rest of his lyrics
    Bah. Seems I'm 4 weeks late with that comment.
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    "now that im famous, you're up my anus, now im gona eat you fool"

    Ke$ha there giving us some keen insight on the world of fame with her song cannibal

    also "Be too sweet and you'll be a gonna, yep i'll pull a jeffrey dahmer"

    thats kesha again referencing her idol in cannibal (whoops! forgot the dollar sign:facepalm:)
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    "Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?"
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    'OoOOoooohhh!!
    I'm not myself tonight,
    Tonight I'm not the same girl'

    Who the **** would want to be a rancid old, worn-out, floptastic, sorry excuse for a pop star mess like you. you ****.
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    Soulja Boy - Crank That << Soulja Boy creates a language only he knows. :facepalm:


    [Chorus: x2]
    Soulja boy off in this hoe
    Watch me crank it
    Watch me roll
    Watch me crank that soulja boy
    Then super man that hoe
    Now watch me you
    (crank that soulja boy)
    Now watch me you
    (crank that soulja boy)
    Now watch me you
    (crank that soulja boy)
    Now watch me you
    (crank that soulja boy)

    [Verse 1:]
    Soulja boy off in this hoe
    Watch me lean and watch me rock
    Super man that hoe
    Then watch me crank that Robocop
    Super fresh, now watch me jock
    Jocking on them haters man
    When I do that soulja boy
    I lean to the left and crank that thang
    (now you)
    I'm jocking on your ***** ass
    And if we get the fighting
    Then I'm cocking on your ***** ass
    You catch me at your local party
    Yes I crank it everyday
    Haters getting mad cause
    "I got me some bathing apes"

    [Chorus x2]

    [Verse 2:]
    I'm bouncing on my toe
    Watch me super soak that hoe
    I'm gonna pass it to Arab
    Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
    Haters wanna be me
    Soulja boy, I'm the man
    They be looking at my neck
    Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
    Watch me do it (watch me do it)
    Dance (dance)
    Let get to it (let get to it)
    Nope, you can't do it like me
    Hoe, so don't do it like me
    Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
    Man that **** was ugly

    [Chorus x4]

    [Hook:]
    Aim to clean off in this hoe
    Watch me crank it
    Watch me roll
    Watch me crank that Roosevelt
    And super soak that Hoe [x10]

    Aim to fresh up in this *****
    Watch me shuffle
    Watch me jig
    Watch me crank my shoulder work
    Super man that ***** [x6]



    Snoop Dogg Ft Soulja Boy - Pronto [ Soulja Boy's Lyrics ] << worst lyrics ever :facepalm:


    Mic check 0 1 2 3, I don’t freestyle cuz my style ain’t free!
    Lyrical criminal most have battled for national, Soulja no limit but im not talking bout Master P
    I’m in my tour bus a lot and groupies in back of me
    Every photoshoot, interview, video, shoot a magazine
    My flow is so sick, the number one off of iTunes
    My flow, quick, can lay you quicker than the ****in’ swine flu





    Adele - Chasing Pavements << please keep chasing them and never write lyrics again.


    Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements
    Even if it leads nowhere?
    Or would it be a waste even if I knew my place
    Should I leave it there?
    Should I give up or should I just keep on chasing pavements
    Should I just keep on chasing pavements?






    Chingy - Balla Baby << last time I checked, China & Japan were in Asia :facepalm: back to Geography lessons Chingy must go.

    I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian






    Lil Wayne - I feel like dying << First class degree in chatting rubbish and then ends it all with what I wanted him to from the very first line.


    I am sittin on the clouds
    I got smoke coming from my seat
    I can play basketball with the moon
    I got the whole world at my feet
    Playin’ touch football on Marijuana Street
    Or in a marijuana field
    You are so beneath my cleats
    Get high, so high that I feel like lying
    Down in a cigar
    Roll me up & smoke me cause
    I feel like dying






    Juelz Santana - Dipset [not through choice, the damn radio] << the winner of all time bull**** lyrics with his pal Cam'ron. Notorious for using nursery rhymes to make rap music. It sort of figures because with their vocabulary I doubt they ever got further than nursery anyway.


    Yo I be wit a gang a gangs, who hang and bang
    Animals, orangetangs, hammers move, bangers bang
    Damn, it's dude the game has changed
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwzHDKElgw
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    I wouldn't really say that it was a 'misfortune' of mine to hear these lyrics, I find them kinda funny(a'la System of a Down).

    PS. The title isn't a typo, it really is 'jiggernaut'. Jigger(literally, some internal organ, not sure which but somewhere around the heart) is Pakistani slang used by close friends to refer to each other.
    PPS. It's subtitled.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-IGgAjkTzM
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    'F**king magnets - how do they work?'

    Insane Clown Posse - Miracles.
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    Much as I love muse, their lyrics are pretty rubbish.

    I belong to you: 'she attacks me like a leo, when my heart is split like rio, but I assure you my debts are real'

    Then some mispronounced french poetry... No. Just no.

    The music itself is great though :P
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    Ah, ah, ah, ah .... not

    Don't want no short d*ck man
    Don't want no short d*ck man
    Don't want no short d*ck man
    Don't want no short d*ck man

    Don't don't don't don't don't don't
    Don't don't don't don't
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want no short d*ck man
    Don't want no short d*ck man

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short d*ck man
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want

    What in the world is that thing?
    Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
    That has got to be the smallest d*ck
    I've ever seen in my whole lfe
    I have ever seen in my whole life
    Get the f*ck outta here

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short d*ck man

    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want

    Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
    Isn't that cute an extra belly button
    You need to put your pants back on honey

    Don't don't don't don't don't don't
    Don't don't don't don't
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want no short d*ck man
    Don't want no short d*ck man

    Iny wee iny wee ....
    Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short d*ck man

    :indiff:
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    "I whip my hair back and forth." x10
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    Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
    Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend
 
 
 
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