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Five Words to Ruin a Date

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"I have a criminal record..."
Tolkien is my whole life, .
If I was a girl......

I hide the weapons here....

I killed my last boyfriend



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i am full of surprises
Original post by the bear
i am full of surprises


:angry: :lol:
I write limericks on TSR.
No, let's talk about me.
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"I fingered my mother's dog."

(OK, another really nasty one. lol.)
Shall we go to Nandos?
Original post by OU Student
"I have a criminal record..."


Really, don't worry about it.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
I write limericks on TSR.


:mob:

:spank:

:yay:
guess where my piercing is
please sign this pre-sex agreement
Are you buying the ring?
You're covering the meal, right?
I did a non-STEM subject.

Lostprophets are good, aren't they?

What is your shoe size?

You have a smashing blouse!

Just gonna get some johnnies...
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This is my Pit Bull, Fido.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
This is my Pit Bull, Fido.


I thought it's an ape

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Mind if I bring daddy?
they do great McFlurries here

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