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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    If you dare open this spoiler.......
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    How are you still up for more after last night? :sexface:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :mmm: I suppose you will never find out...
    Mrs Holmes. I'd like to undergo a little investigation. An investigation into the phenomena of a great deal of people floating in your general direction with a rather specific, shared tendency. Would you be able to assist me in this pursuit ma'am?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :mmm: I suppose you will never find out...


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    When you said those words,you did more damage to my heart than cholesterol ever will :yes:.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Mrs Holmes. I'd like to undergo a little investigation. An investigation into the phenomena of a great deal of people floating in your general direction with a rather specific, shared tendency. Would you be able to assist me in this pursuit ma'am?
    hmm...now what would it mean exactly to be an assistant in this 'little investigation'? :curious:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    hmm...now what would it mean exactly to be an assistant in this 'little investigation'? :curious:
    Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
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    When you said those words,you did more damage to my heart than cholesterol ever will :yes:.
    :giggle:

    Now there, there dear. I will send you over some cake later but surely that cannot help with your cholesterol So I suppose your heart will be damaged either way, I am deeply sorry to cause you such pain!
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
    Let me translate for the lady

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    hmm...now what would it mean exactly to be an assistant in this 'little investigation'? :curious:
    He wants to have sex with you so he can find out why everyone else wants to:yep:

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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
    The behaviour being what exactly?
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Let me translate for the lady



    He wants to have sex with you so he can find out why everyone else wants to:yep:

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    Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....

    That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath* :sexface:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....

    That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath* :sexface:
    You're welcome :hat2:

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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....

    That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath* :sexface:
    Andy appears to be rather adept at translating my intentionally obscure diction...

    Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Andy appears to be rather adept at translating my intentionally obscure diction...

    Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
    You're welcome

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    You're welcome

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    And I don't even get a hat-tip. Hmph. Typical. *rolls eyes*
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    And I don't even get a hat-tip. Hmph. Typical. *rolls eyes*
    :rolleyes: you're not quite that worthy

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    :rolleyes: you're not quite that worthy

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    According to what/whose investigation, hmm?
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Andy appears to be rather adept at translating my intentionally obscure diction...

    Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
    Yes, we shall not make haste...

    ...or carry out this investigation at all.

    Good day :hat2:

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    :rolleyes: you're not quite that worthy

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    And I am, why thank you
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    According to what/whose investigation, hmm?
    Mine

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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....

    That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath* :sexface:
    Where were all these crazy lesbians when I was in high school?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....

    That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath* :sexface:


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    He could always be the maid if your feeling charitable.
    My goodness,the heat from that sex is warming the Earth, you girls should relax .
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :giggle:

    Now there, there dear. I will send you over some cake later but surely that cannot help with your cholesterol So I suppose your heart will be damaged either way, I am deeply sorry to cause you such pain!


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    You should come with a health warning :yes:.
 
 
 
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