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    So what does the bear say?
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    We have an old Dear. She's been around for something like 3 years on a shelf, randomly muttering left wing claptrap and whatever Climate change fantasies she has read in today's Grauniad.

    We all love Old Dear, but she's outlived her usefulness and there is a proposal to stop her saying things and put her in a quiet cupboard now with her Jeremy Corbyn coloring book, just to give some young dears a chance. :cry2: :sad: :yep:

    So what does the Dear say? Should we put Old Dear away now? Surely Old Dear should move on to a new life and stop pestering the young dears?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    :rofl:
    Actually, I am starting to feel old around here. :sad:

    Not as old as Bear must feel though. :teehee:
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    Actually, I am starting to feel old around here. :sad:

    Not as old as Bear must feel though. :teehee:
    yes, you are projecting your insecurities onto other people. now tell me this dream you had about Boris last night...
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    yes, you are projecting your insecurities onto other people. now tell me this dream you had about Boris last night...
    Bears are not people.

    I keep dreaming that Zak Goldsmith and Boris have formed a new Green Brexit party and Jeremy Corbyn is a member. :confused:
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Bears are not people.

    I keep dreaming that Zak Goldsmith and Boris have formed a new Green Brexit party and Jeremy Corbyn is a member. :confused:
    and François Hollande & Silvio B were performing Chas & Dave hits whilst dressed as Teletubbies...
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    afternoon Eef !

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    afternoon Eef !

    :wavey:
    afternoon!! I am currently in a Spanish class…. :holmes: it is not going too well, what ho, bear™?
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    afternoon!! I am currently in a Spanish class…. :holmes: it is not going too well, what ho, bear™?
    Qué Será

    Olé

    etc.

    i have been combatting the unacceptable face of Ageism... with great success
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    Qué Será

    Olé

    etc.

    i have been combatting the unacceptable face of Ageism... with great success
    ah I saw this, you are only as old as you feel, that's what my mum always says :holmes:
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    ah I saw this, you are only as old as you feel, that's what my mum always says :holmes:
    yes your Mum is a wonderful woman Eef

    ermm you are as young as the person you feel

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    bring bear™ your problems

    :console:
    Hmm.

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    Hmm.

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    please do not clog up the Cave if you do not have a problem. we are experiencing an unprecedented surge in demand for our services; if your problem is not serious ( ooh Bear™ i can't find the end of my Sellotape :cry: ) please ask your Mum instead.

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    please do not clog up the Cave if you do not have a problem. we are experiencing an unprecedented surge in demand for your services; if your problem is not serious ( ooh Bear™ i can't find the end of my Sellotape :cry: ) please ask your Mum instead.

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    B-but..

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    a 22 year old guy is trying to propose to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    B-but..

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    you like Scrabble™ , no ?

    what word can you make from these letters ?

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    (Original post by the bear)
    please do not clog up the Cave if you do not have a problem. we are experiencing an unprecedented surge in demand for our services; if your problem is not serious ( ooh Bear™ i can't find the end of my Sellotape :cry: ) please ask your Mum instead.

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    Press 1 for help with limericks, 2 for lowbrow remarks in the Benny Hill style, press 3 for a really cool bear-like imitator of bear but without the annoyances, press 4 for telling silly jokes about nothing and press 5 for all other enquiries.
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    Press 1 for help with limericks, 2 for lowbrow remarks in the Benny Hill style, press 3 for a really cool bear-like imitator of bear but without the annoyances, press 4 for telling silly jokes about nothing and press 5 for all other enquiries.
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    you like Scrabble™ , no ?

    what word can you make from these letters ?

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    Scrabble - I struggle with words (formal/informal)

    Also - handbag.

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