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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Can't have a vocaroo thread without me, people :cute:

    Of the Silmarils and the Unrest of the Noldor

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    I'm going to do lines of the Witch King

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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    OMG Alexion pls read out this one :rofl:

    What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTS7fWVAAz lmfao :rofl: ****ed that one up
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    I was :yep:
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    Right, Callum called me a weaboo for reading The Silmarillion in the GC the other day :noway:
    I'm glad I'm not the only one with a decent taste in literature :lol:
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Right, Callum called me a weaboo for reading The Silmarillion in the GC the other day :noway:
    I'm glad I'm not the only one with a decent taste in literature :lol:
    Ahahaha, every time there's a vocaroo thread (I think this is the third I've been in) I find an extract from The Silmarillion to read :lol:

    Just something super interesting that not many people have heard, but it's well-written literature with awesome sounding names and places :cute:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    It sounded like I was buzzing lmao :rofl:

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DsecziLlp6

    First try :cool:
    (Original post by Alexion)
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTS7fWVAAz lmfao :rofl: ****ed that one up
    LMAO brilliant :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTS7fWVAAz lmfao :rofl: ****ed that one up
    OMFGGG I'm dead :toofunny:
    You even did the pirate voice :rofl:
    You are actually my new favourite person on TSR now
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    wtf else should I say
    ignore him :yep:
    yua voice is extraordinary :awesome:
    but it really reminds me of mrbruff
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    OMFGGG I'm dead :toofunny:
    You even did the pirate voice :rofl:
    You are actually my new favourite person on TSR now
    Woooo :woo:
    I couldn't resist doing the voice :rofl:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Ahahaha, every time there's a vocaroo thread (I think this is the third I've been in) I find an extract from The Silmarillion to read :lol:

    Just something super interesting that not many people have heard, but it's well-written literature with awesome sounding names and places :cute:
    Yesss, what adds insult to injury was that this happened while they were discussing Twilight ffs.
    I did a fantasy extract on last vocaroo thread too, from The Elder Scrolls :yep:
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Yesss, what adds insult to injury was that this happened while they were discussing Twilight ffs.
    I did a fantasy extract on last vocaroo thread too, from The Elder Scrolls :yep:
    You can't criticise The Silmarillion whilst praising Twilight, that's just backwards :facepalm2:
    Niceee, I wanna hear it now :mmm:
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    Here you go: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OgvrJJrUYN
    :rofl:
    ravioliyears comprehend?
    (Original post by Alexion)
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTS7fWVAAz lmfao :rofl: ****ed that one up
    :toofunny:
    These are brilliant. Y'all are so talented on this site.
    Consider voice acting, guys!
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    You can't criticise The Silmarillion whilst praising Twilight, that's just backwards :facepalm2:
    Niceee, I wanna hear it now :mmm:
    Next thread :lol:
    I can't stand the sound of my own voice lol
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    OMFGGG I'm dead :toofunny:
    You even did the pirate voice :rofl:
    You are actually my new favourite person on TSR now
    DBI.
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    It sounded like I was buzzing lmao :rofl:

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DsecziLlp6

    First try :cool:
    Your voice is ****ing awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!

    The ending though.. Nailed it! Haha epic
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    RobML you record something!
    I have no mic, sorry
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    I'm bored, anyone got anything nice to read
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    damn gurrl u is nastyyyyy i need holy water to unsee those images
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Awwww... You do have BS... A lot of it



    Haha I haven't done one most likely won't either lol
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    some of you posh people should seriously consider narrating for audiobooks lmfao
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    (Original post by RobML)
    I have no mic, sorry
    u won't pull any south asian girls if you can't impress them with your voice brah
 
 
 
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