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    (Original post by Ggmu!)
    'she comes back with a shovel'

    Couldn't make that up

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    some GTA San Andreas sh1t :dream:
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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    nah, she's alive, but she's lost her hearing in one ear apparently. the way her head hits the shovel, then the road, then rebounds of the road again :rofl:

    the police aren't letting her press charges :rofl:

    they're charging them both with some minor offence of being disorderly or something.

    the funny thing is she told her to go get her BB gun, and she comes back with a shovel :rofl:
    I died at bb gun haha lmao. Those girls seem retarded as hell though, she probably saw no difference in a shovel or a bb gun.

    You're ismoetrix aren't you?

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    (Original post by SoullessWords)
    I died at bb gun haha lmao. Those girls seem retarded as hell though, she probably saw no difference in a shovel or a bb gun.

    You're ismoetrix aren't you?

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    im not even a dupe

    i watched the forums for like 2 years and I know all the characters :rofl:
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    (Original post by Ggmu!)
    Straight up g

    I dunno why I keep making him out to be a druggie

    Dem 1nz when a piffy is snap chatting but she's so unbelievably boring there is **** all to say to her

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    Yeah feel like a **** for not realizing earlier.

    Edit the snap chat and draw a **** on it and send it to her...it won't be boring from then on swear.

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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    im not even a dupe

    i watched the forums for like 2 years and I know all the characters :rofl:
    **** off don't mess with me brah

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    Man 90210 is getting too messed up.

    basically Liam hired a bodyguard to protect him for an anonymous stalker (who it turns out is his ex-fiance (who he thought he killed (but no-one knows he killed her(and is now extorting him for money)))) and his bodyguard got his picture tattooed on her back and now kidnapped him herself :eek:

    inb4 female bodyguard lul

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    (Original post by SoullessWords)
    Since we're on numbers...how about going one level up from 68 and meeting me in say..my place ?

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    Can you stop talking to me now.
    Kthx
    (Original post by heiljoe)
    some GTA San Andreas sh1t :dream:
    SA is my babe. Big up CJ.
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    (Original post by Miel Purple)


    SA is my babe. Big up CJ.
    We all know what your favourite weapon was- found in the Los Santos prison cells.

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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    Can you stop talking to me now.
    Kthx


    SA is my babe. Big up CJ.
    Nah babe ima make you my *****

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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    We all know what your favourite weapon was- found in the Los Santos prison cells.

    Why does everyone think I want the D

    Don't let me neutralise you like I did with jam and sideman418(s418)

    (Original post by SoullessWords)
    Nah babe ima make you my *****

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    Yeah ok....keep trying and I'll put you down. Pussy.
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    Srs need to start working. Gonna ghost for a bit (lol I'll try) but will pop in and out from time to time.

    Was nice talking to you lot, see you later or some **** lol


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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    Why does everyone think I want the D

    Don't let me neutralise you like I did with jam and sideman418(s418)
    No there was an actual purple drumstick in the Los Santos prison cells. You could go round and hit people with it.

    And don't even try it.

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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    No there was an actual purple drumstick in the Los Santos prison cells. You could go round and hit people with it.

    And don't even try it.

    Where's the prison?! Ain't played for ages but I wanna find it now.

    im tellink da trooth :pierre:
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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    Where's the prison?! Ain't played for ages but I wanna find it now.

    im tellink da trooth :pierre:
    idk but just get arrested in Los Santos and it'll take you there, then you can walk through the yellow marker to go inside.

    do you still have the game lol? I threw out my ps2 years ago.

    (Wo)Man I used to love that game man. Grove Street. Home.

    inb4 doesnt want the D
    inb4 goes searching for the purple drumstick
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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    idk but just get arrested in Los Santos and it'll take you there, then you can walk through the yellow marker to go inside.

    do you still have the game lol? I threw out my ps2 years ago.

    (Wo)Man I used to love that game man. Grove Street. Home.

    inb4 doesnt want the D
    inb4 goes searching for the purple drumstick
    Oh yh duhhhh well my bro(I call him my bro but he's my cousin...he gave me his old 360 so yeah I got the game)

    All green everything :gangster:
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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    Why does everyone think I want the D

    Don't let me neutralise you like I did with jam and sideman418(s418)



    Yeah ok....keep trying and I'll put you down. Pussy.
    Sideman418?? I'm dead hahaha.

    Gonna be using that from now on.

    Who you calling a pussy girl? You like pussy?

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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    Oh yh duhhhh well my bro(I call him my bro but he's my cousin...he gave me his old 360 so yeah I got the game)

    All green everything :gangster:
    Nah when you get to Las Venturas its strictly Didier Sachs dinner suits and tuxedos
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    (Original post by SoullessWords)
    Sideman418?? I'm dead hahaha.

    Gonna be using that from now on.

    Who you calling a pussy girl? You like pussy?

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    True story :smug:

    Lol who are you? My money is on AC or ISO too lol....hmmmm

    (Original post by heiljoe)
    Nah when you get to Las Venturas its strictly Didier Sachs dinner suits and tuxedos
    Haha love that place, long stretches of road to hit the max speed too.
    Awwwww it's all coming back :cry2:
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    (Original post by Miel Purple)
    True story :smug:

    Lol who are you? My money is on AC or ISO too lol....hmmmm



    Haha love that place, long stretches of road to hit the max speed too.
    Awwwww it's all coming back :cry2:
    I used to love when you first start out with no money and not do any missions and just be a hood rat, and go round on a BMX stabbing ballas, and the drug dealers and the rich people in Vinewood Hills and see how far I could get as a hood rat :rofl:
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    (Original post by heiljoe)
    I used to love when you first start out with no money and not do any missions and just be a hood rat, and go round on a BMX stabbing ballas, and the drug dealers and the rich people in Vinewood Hills and see how far I could get as a hood rat :rofl:
    LOOL I liked KO'ing the deal dealer for quick cash.
    Ballas are so strong when you first start out, it was my first experience of shooting so I was so lame playing the game :/

    I've completed the game 3 times. Hardest mission was controlling that little **** red plane shooting the vans in le ferro I think(the other major city)
 
 
 
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