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(Original post by Kittiara)
Ah no, I was referring to Maggie Thatcher, who was also called the milk snatcher.
She is:confused:
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Miliband :lol:
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(Original post by Kittiara)
Someone keeps nicking my milk. :mad: And it isn't Maggie, unless she's turned into a zombie.
Put rat poison in it. Sit back and wait for things to sort themselves out.
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(Original post by Aph)
She is:confused:
Well, she was...
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(Original post by ByronicHero)
Put rat poison in it. Sit back and wait for things to sort themselves out.
Think she means milk from a milkman taken before she wakes up.
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(Original post by ByronicHero)
Put rat poison in it. Sit back and wait for things to sort themselves out.
:laugh: No thanks. I'd rather they'd leave it alone so that I can drink it.

Can't see myself going around the street asking, "Which of you ****ers is nicking my milk", though.
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(Original post by Aph)
Think she means milk from a milkman taken before she wakes up.
That would be correct.
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(Original post by Kittiara)
That would be correct.
Then rat poison would be fun, if you got us early enough. Or just buy a camera.
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(Original post by Aph)
Then rat poison would be fun, if you got us early enough. Or just buy a camera.
I was just telling someone last night how nice my village is. How you can leave open your door in the summer when you hop to the shop, how people can leave parcels on doorsteps, how I can walk the streets in the dark without fear...

Then someone nicked my milk and some bright spark has purchased a BB gun and is firing it in the street.

I thought the milk nicking had ended, as it was a month or so ago when they last did it...

Oh, and another bright spark lets his Japanese Akita run loose and it attacked the dog of a passerby. :rolleyes:

Come to the countryside for peace and quiet...
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Miliband performing well in the Leader Interviews.
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(Original post by Kittiara)
Someone keeps nicking my milk. :mad: And it isn't Maggie, unless she's turned into a zombie.
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This happened to the old man as a child. His dad set a trap and kipped on the sofa all night :lol: He caught the rascal though.
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(Original post by Kittiara)
I was just telling someone last night how nice my village is. How you can leave open your door in the summer when you hop to the shop, how people can leave parcels on doorsteps, how I can walk the streets in the dark without fear...

Then someone nicked my milk and some bright spark has purchased a BB gun and is firing it in the street.

I thought the milk nicking had ended, as it was a month or so ago when they last did it...

Oh, and another bright spark lets his Japanese Akita run loose and it attacked the dog of a passerby. :rolleyes:

Come to the countryside for peace and quiet...
Can I just come down there and shoot that guy with a real ****ing gun - they he might back off
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(Original post by nixonsjellybeans)
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This happened to the old man as a child. His dad set a trap and kipped on the sofa all night :lol: He caught the rascal though.
:laugh: I can just picture him waiting by the door, ready to grab the rascal by the scruff of the neck.

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Can I just come down there and shoot that guy with a real ****ing gun - they he might back off
Now now, Mobbsy. Wet fish, remember?
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(Original post by Kittiara)
:laugh: I can just picture him waiting by the door, ready to grab the rascal by the scruff of the neck.



Now now, Mobbsy. Wet fish, remember?
Now now... check your PMs and you'll see we don't use wet fish
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Hello, peasants.
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In that case just wait silently for them and then beat them to within an inch of their life and cut them from eye to eye so they never forget.
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Hello, peasants.
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Hello, peasants.
I wouldn't say that Lord Mobbsy is a peasant...
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I wouldn't say that Lord Mobbsy is a peasant...
Compared to my Empress powers, yes you are.
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