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    Hahhahahahaha! I used to make up stuff about my mum pulling a gun on a waiter because he gave the wrong bill and my boss nearly killing me, for my CA.


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?:rofl:
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?:rofl:
    Looooool I had the chance to talk utter crap for an exam... Why the hell wouldn't I grasp the opportunity. I talk about my crap teachers too, it's all good.


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    It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:
    I've heard about a boy who put a lump of sodium in his pocket (the oil was still on it). A while later it caught on fire as the oil had come off, and he tried to extinguish it with water. Noob.
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:
    DAMN! *In Ron Simmon's voice*
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    (Original post by Jina)
    Looooool I had the chance to talk utter crap for an exam... Why the hell wouldn't I grasp the opportunity. I talk about my crap teachers too, it's all good.


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    I said I fell out with a friend at a party so I through a bottle of vodka at him
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    Noob.
    OMD! Hahahaha we were making jokes about that the other day!!!! I put my hand under the water and it was better (because it had already reacted) that is hilarious though!
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    OMD! Hahahaha we were making jokes about that the other day!!!! I put my hand under the water and it was better (because it had already reacted) that is hilarious though!
    All the good Chemistry jokes Argon
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:
    Overcooked Salmon.
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Oh, you're awesome too? High five!
    Sure am! :top:
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    All the good Chemistry jokes Argon
    Can you make a joke about Sodium and Barium Oxide?
    "Na BrO
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    All the good Chemistry jokes Argon
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    Overcooked Salmon.
    :facepalm: to both of you
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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    I said I fell out with a friend at a party so I through a bottle of vodka at him
    Haha at least Spanish examiners won't be left feeling dull. They must think we're high when they're marking.


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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    Can you make a joke about Sodium and Barium Oxide?
    "Na BrO
    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    :facepalm: to both of you
    Like I said, all the good Chemistry jokes Argon
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Like I said, all the good Chemistry jokes Argon
    I got it! Haha
    I'm doing my chem homework now as well ironically. :s


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    (Original post by Jina)
    Haha at least Spanish examiners won't be left feeling dull. They must think we're high when they're marking.


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    haha yeah (mines French tho.) I need a murder in my next one! OR some sort of crime! #Drama
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    Chemistry :daydreaming:

    My Chemistry notes are too OP
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    My French... Was hilarious :rofl:

    She knew I was improvising because I told her. She said she was quite impressed, doubt I got higher than last time though :lol:

    I said I didn't like Chemistry (wtf!!!) and then that I find ir hard but really like it :facepalm: then said about being a chemist :lol:

    Then I accidently said "however" so I had to think of a random sentence negating the first :eek: so I mentioned a car crash
    Did you use my trick?
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Like I said, all the good Chemistry jokes Argon
    Can you make a joke about Ununhexium and Nobelium?
    'Uuh No'
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    Did you use my trick?
    I was too busy panicking over having said something stupid :rofl:
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    Chemistry :daydreaming:

    My Chemistry notes are too OP
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