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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    Can you make a joke about Ununhexium and Nobelium?
    'Uuh No'
    Ununhexium isn't used anymore - it's livermorium now.

    The dating one almost made me laugh, but it was lame :sly:
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Ununhexium isn't used anymore - it's livermorium now.

    The dating one almost made me laugh, but it was lame :sly:
    There are no chemistry jokes that aren't lame to some extent. and DON'T POINT FLAWS IN MY JOKES!
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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    Can you make a joke about Sodium and Barium Oxide?
    "Na BrO
    Hahahahahaha :rofl:
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    What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorus walked into his bar?
    OH SNaP

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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    haha yeah (mines French tho.) I need a murder in my next one! OR some sort of crime! #Drama
    Hahaha do it do it! I'll help you come up with something really dramatic (former actress -_-) ...

    And i can't believe you guys still have coursework to complete, I would die if I still has coursework left. Only music coursework left for me, my performance. *kills self*


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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    DON'T POINT FLAWS IN MY JOKES!
    Watch me.
    Your jokes are lame, and you should feel lame.
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    (Original post by Jina)
    Hahaha do it do it! I'll help you come up with something really dramatic (former actress -_-) ...

    And i can't believe you guys still have coursework to complete, I would die if I still has coursework left. Only music coursework left for me, my performance. *kills self*


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    well aren't you lucky?
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    (Original post by Jina)
    Hahaha do it do it! I'll help you come up with something really dramatic (former actress -_-) ...

    And i can't believe you guys still have coursework to complete, I would die if I still has coursework left. Only music coursework left for me, my performance. *kills self*


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    I have stats, and biology and physics...
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Watch me.
    Your jokes are lame, and you should feel lame.
    :cry2:
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    My favourite Chemistry joke:
    Is Silicon the same in Spanish?

    Si
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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    :cry2:
    I disagree
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    Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: A one molar solution.
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    (Original post by EduWiz)
    I disagree
    :yeah::woo::woo:
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    I have stats, and biology and physics...
    :/ :/ science ones kill. Good luck!


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    Q:*Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?*A:*He got Avogadro's number!
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    LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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    (Original post by Jina)
    :/ :/ science ones kill. Good luck shabad!


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    1) dont say my name :emo:
    2) that's not my name
    3) thanks :ahee:
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    When people ask me how chemistry is going I say, it's sodium boron.





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