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    (Original post by Jina)
    LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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    I have the Carbon Dating One On my wall so I know it! :awesome::danceboy:
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    (Original post by Jina)
    LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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    Definitely memorised them:

    Q:*When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
    *A:C over lambda.
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    Q: What is the dullest element?
    A: Bohrium
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    You guys are so lame. Seriously.

    (Original post by Jina)
    When people ask me how chemistry is going I say, it's sodium boron.


    And you don't make sense.
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    (Original post by L'Evil Fish)
    1) dont say my name :emo:
    2) that's not my name
    3) thanks :ahee:
    Loool, modified it!


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    What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
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    Wan Der Waal - A dutch hit for Oasis

    Discovered from the internet, as an Oasis fan I died when I saw this one:rofl:
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    A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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    (Original post by EduWiz)
    "I'd be a bus driver."
    Rude.
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Rude.
    Haha meh
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    (Original post by Bude8)
    You guys are so lame. Seriously.



    And you don't make sense.
    Ahhh kill joy! Say It out loud and it sounds like you're saying "so damn boring" in a Texan accent. -_-


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    (Original post by Bude8)
    You guys are so lame. Seriously.



    And you don't make sense.
    I AM NOT LAME!!:shock::shock:
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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    I AM NOT LAME!!:shock::shock:
    Think he's pms-ing.


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    (Original post by Bude8)
    Rude.
    Kiss my Arsenic DiSulfide
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    Hmm so who has yet to begin their revision? I still haven't :sigh:
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    (Original post by MattFletcher)
    What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
    I like that Chemistry :love:
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    (Original post by Jina)
    Think he's pms-ing.


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    ohhhh
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    (Original post by Bluffroom)
    Hmm so who has yet to begin their revision? I still haven't :sigh:
    Done!:ahee::ahee:
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    (Original post by PriyaPaul)
    I like that Chemistry :love:
    Hey Priya!


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    (Original post by PriyaPaul)
    I like that Chemistry :love:
    YOU LIKE IT!:yeah::woo::yeah::woo:
 
 
 
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