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    (Original post by the bear)
    thank you scnotcrazy

    *bear™ draws curtain around alcove. a strange musty smell permeates the intimate space.

    scnotcrazy feels a little nervous but excited. she clutches her wee handbag tightly.

    *bear™ shuffles his pack of ancient tarot cards and closes his eyes.

    *he deals six cards face downwards in a horseshoe onto the wobbly wooden table.
    thanks
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    Bear, I need guidance
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    Bear, I need guidance
    please take a seat in the waiting area. Gavin will bring you some nibbles & one of his healthy smoothies
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    please ask Gavin for some snacks. bear™ is busy doing a reading and his concentration must not be broken.
    thanks gavin lad
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    Bear, I need guidance
    sorry its me first
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    please take a seat in the waiting area. Gavin will bring you some nibbles & one of his healthy smoothies
    Will there be elevator waiting music in the waiting area?
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    (Original post by scnotcrazy)
    sorry its me first
    *Shakes fist violently*
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    please take a seat in the waiting area. Gavin will bring you some nibbles & one of his healthy smoothies
    so many distractions!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    thanks
    *bear turns over the first card:

    The Thin Man

    This card tells you your past. You have tried very hard to please other people. It has not been easy for you and you have felt that the world is an unfair place. But you are still very positive despite everything.
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    *Shakes fist violently*
    please respect the other clients Sir. otherwise Gavin will ask you to leave.
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    *Shakes fist violently*
    chillax and leave trying to get a reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    *bear turns over the first card:

    The Thin Man

    This card tells you your past. You have tried very hard to please other people. It has not been easy for you and you have felt that the world is an unfair place. But you are still very positive despite everything.
    this is very true!!
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    (Original post by the bear)
    please respect the other clients Sir. otherwise Gavin will ask you to leave.
    (Original post by scnotcrazy)
    chillax and leave trying to get a reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *Looks sad and sits in the waiting area*
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    *Looks sad and sits in the waiting area*
    sorry :console::hugs:
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    this is very true!!
    *bear turns over the second card:

    The Blonde Lady

    this card looks both forward and backwards. You have many plans for the future but perhaps need to make a decision soon. someone from the past is holding you back.
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    *bear turns over the second card:

    The Blonde Lady

    this card looks both forward and backwards. You have many plans for the future but perhaps need to make a decision soon. someone from the past is holding you back.
    yes there is someone.....
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    yes there is someone.....
    *bear looks at the third card and turns pale.... but he cannot refuse to show it...

    The Salmon

    this is a very powerful card which must be treated with great caution. respect the great fish. he can alter your life with one flick of his great tail. we must see the next cards to understand how the Salmon will influence your life.
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    *bear looks at the third card and turns pale.... but he cannot refuse to show it...

    The Salmon

    this is a very powerful card which must be treated with great caution. respect the great fish. he can alter your life with one flick of his great tail. we must see the next cards to understand how the Salmon will influence your life.
    ohhhhh noooooooooo
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    ohhhhh noooooooooo
    :hugs: do not worry scnotcrazy; bear™ is here to protect you. but we must continue. it is very unwise to abandon a reading.

    *bear™ turns over the fourth card and smiles:

    The Dolphin

    This magical creature is always a welcome sight. He guides the lost seafarer safely to harbor. Perhaps you are feeling lost and in need of direction ? Follow the friendly :dolphin: and you will reach your destination safely.
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    :hugs: do not worry scnotcrazy; bear™ is here to protect you. but we must continue. it is very unwise to abandon a reading.

    *bear™ turns over the fourth card and smiles:

    The Dolphin

    This magical creature is always a welcome sight. He guides the lost seafarer safely to harbor. Perhaps you are feeling lost and in need of direction ? Follow the friendly :dolphin: and you will reach your destination safely.
    I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
 
 
 
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