24, and never had oral sex

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    IKR, I love them and all but they're the ****ing rudest nation :rofl: Sometimes my friend says things with a really s***ty tone and I'm like "F***ing hell, alright mate..." and he's like "Sorry, that tone is normal in Spanish :rofl:
    True AF. I personally think that Spanish is one of the most beautiful languages in the world too
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    I've made myself some coffee
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    I went downstairs to heat up a cookie in the microwave lol, a delicious 1am snack
    and I've made tea :bigsmile:
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    brutal lol




    because ur gonna get banned, comeback and do this all over again obviously



    oh rite lol
    No mate.
    I'm done with that.
    Like I said I apologize and that's it.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I had sex, but a girl never...
    So what? Just ask your girlfriend for it. You do have a girlfriend, right?
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    So what? Just ask your girlfriend for it. You do have a girlfriend, right?
    No, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.
    The girl I had sex with, it just never got to her having oral sex on me, it went straight to sex.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    No, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.
    The girl I had sex with, it just never got to her having oral sex on me, it went straight to sex.
    Aah, I see the problem here; you might need to pay the hooker a bit more for her to give you oral
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    and I've made tea :bigsmile:
    Tea's good , I just have water, meh
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Aah, I see the problem here; you might need to pay the hooker a bit more for her to give you oral
    I don't like you when you're mean. It doesn't suit you.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Aah, I see the problem here; you might need to pay the hooker a bit more for her to give you oral
    It was not with a hooker, it was with a girl I met online.

    I will never go to a hooker.
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    Just wanted to take this opportunity to say: f*** Maths!!
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    (Original post by RainbowMan)
    I don't like you when you're mean. It doesn't suit you.
    Uhh... I... Uhh... Right

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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    It was not with a hooker, it was with a girl I met online.

    I will never go to a hooker.
    Okay, OP, I was only joking about the hooker. Maybe from the same site you should find a girl who likes giving oral?
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Uhh... I... Uhh... Right

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    Okay, OP, I was only joking about the hooker. Maybe from the same site you should find a girl who likes giving oral?
    I am ashamed to ask a girl that.
    Like I don't see myself eith a girl and then asking her : " hey, do you mind giving ne oral"?.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I am ashamed to ask a girl that.
    Like I don't see myself eith a girl and then asking her : " hey, do you mind giving ne oral"?.
    Well, I wouldn't ask her straight off the bat, try to find a way to work into a conversation, if you will. Is this site Tinder by any chance?
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Well, I wouldn't ask her straight off the bat, try to find a way to work into a conversation, if you will. Is this site Tinder by any chance?
    No, it was a serious dating site.
    Match. Com.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    No, it was a serious dating site.
    Match. Com.
    Why not actually use Tinder? Everyone on there is pretty much only looking for one thing and you won't have any of this relationship nonsense attached
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Why not actually use Tinder? Everyone on there is pretty much only looking for one thing and you won't have any of this relationship nonsense attached
    I don't know, I never liked tinder.
    It's so random.

    But the thing is I don't see myself ever telling a girl : "hey can do oral on me?".

    The only way it will happen is if it will come from her, by her own volition.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I will never go to a hooker.

    I am a high quality person.

    I rather never have oral sex than go to a hooker.
    that's very sad
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I don't know, I never liked tinder.
    It's so random.

    But the thing is I don't see myself ever telling a girl : "hey can do oral on me?".

    The only way it will happen is if it will come from her, by her own volition.
    Okay, why do you have an aversion to it? It's only asking for what you want
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Okay, why do you have an aversion to it? It's only asking for what you want
    I want it don't get me wring but asking for it seems so... awkward.
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I want it don't get me wring but asking for it seems so... awkward.
    Look, just next time you have sex, just ask her for it as you would ask for a massage or something. She can only say no
 
 
 
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