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(Original post by Rakas21)
Unfortunately (possibly due to my ailment) i seem to have developed a new problem. My feces are making it from the factory to the pipes but they are struggling to make it to the pond.

Quite painful to sit down.
Thanks for that beautiful image. Just what I wanted before class...


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(Original post by Rakas21)
Unfortunately (possibly due to my ailment) i seem to have developed a new problem. My feces are making it from the factory to the pipes but they are struggling to make it to the pond.

Quite painful to sit down.
I really shouldn't have read that....

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I really shouldn't have read that....

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Never mind. Two hours later but victory appears to have been achieved.

Will be eating fruit the rest of the day mind.
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(Original post by Rakas21)
Unfortunately (possibly due to my ailment) i seem to have developed a new problem. My feces are making it from the factory to the pipes but they are struggling to make it to the pond.

Quite painful to sit down.
ffs, Rakas, why?
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ffs, Rakas, why?
Probably eating too much fibre.
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(Original post by Aph)
Probably eating too much fibre.
Fibre doesn't stop it, it makes it happen...

If you eat too much fibre you can't stop...
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(Original post by Midnightmemories)
Fibre doesn't stop it, it makes it happen...

If you eat too much fibre you can't stop...
My doctor said that I had troubles caused by too much fibre:yep:
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(Original post by Aph)
My doctor said that I had troubles caused by too much fibre:yep:
Proving how incompetent the NHS is.
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i enjoy being constipated because i like the challenge.
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Not surprised Jim Wells resigned as the N.I Health Minister.
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and also gives me more reading time.
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(Original post by KingStannis)
i enjoy being constipated because i like the challenge.
(Original post by KingStannis)
and also gives me more reading time.
Mate, you don't need an excuse to sit on the bog and read - I do it all the time...
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Mate, you don't need an excuse to sit on the bog and read - I do it all the time...
You do with a shared bathroom, could spend all day on the can :moon:
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You do with a shared bathroom, could spend all day on the can :moon:
Ok, fair enough for shared bathroom...
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(Original post by tehFrance)
You do with a shared bathroom, could spend all day on the can :moon:
pft, just be a selfish ****
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Mate, you don't need an excuse to sit on the bog and read - I do it all the time...
It's not the same without that simultaneous mental and anal sensory stimulation.
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pft, just be a selfish ****
Yeh, that too... With 3 separate ****ters at my home home, and 6 of us, we sometimes actually run out... especially because of me and my dad...
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It's not the same without that simultaneous mental and anal sensory stimulation.
Mmm, fair enough!
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everyone stop this party logo crap. I can't tell you apart.
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Ok, fair enough for shared bathroom...
Unless you can be by yourself in your own place, you'll face a lack of time on the can for life, personally I enjoy reading the WSJ/FT each morning
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pft, just be a selfish ****
If you were with my SO in my house, you wouldn't get a chance! I sometimes wish I were single.
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everyone stop this party logo crap. I can't tell you apart.
Read their names? TBH it helps me avoid the kipper trolls.
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