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    i'm too good for everyone
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    I self sabotage myself whenever things start getting serious.
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    Because I'm FAR too shy and quiet and dorky to put myself 'out there', plus I don't think I'm that good looking...
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    ...because i'm too shy :|...really need to get my confidence up
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    I can't get a girlfriend because my nobs massive and they're all scared of it.




    Just modifided the quote a little bit when jay from inbetweeners got dumped
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    I don't have a girlfriend, because my wife would get angry with me.
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    (Original post by RoshniDiya)
    Doubt it. Jeez, give yourself a break. You're probably another hottie who doesn't know it.
    Are you a hottie who doesn't know it? :turban:
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    I can't get a boyfriend because I freak out when I feel I am getting too attached to someone, so I avoid them as much as possible. 0_0
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    my mum is really my sister and she's also my wife
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    (Original post by RoshniDiya)
    Doubt it. Jeez, give yourself a break. You're probably another hottie who doesn't know it.
    lol I wish I was! I go to college with about 70% guys. I've still managed not to find a boyfriend!
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    I cant get a boyfriend because I live in France, and I'm only attracted to British guys. Something to do with the accent I think... And I'm different when I speak english than when I speak french. The flirty part of me is only english I think.
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    Because I already have one and if I got another my current gf would be pretty mad
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    too busy playing games
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    (Original post by Beadle's About)
    She tried to make out like she's all that and that she's so special that she has to have such high standards. I bet the absolute reality is that she doesn't lead a very interesting life....like most girls she probably works in a job she hates, goes home at night and watches soap operas, spend most of her free time on Facebook, and goes for beauty treatments, gossips to her mates about 'schoolyard gossip', and goes drinking in bars and clubs on a friday and saturday night. And she probably can't hold down interesting conversations.

    So, unless she REALLY IS DIFFERENT from other girls in that she leads an interesting life and is an interesting person who I can enjoy her compnay and conversations, then I'm afraid merely having nice tits and a nice pussy don't cut it for me. Those things don't impress me at all.
    I'm pretty sure she was joking :lolwut:

    Even if that's not the case, I'm also pretty sure she wasn't trying to impress you specifically. Maybe it's you who needs to get over yourself.
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    (Original post by IlexBlue)
    ...I am secretly an android, and incapable of love.
    Do you dream of electric sheep?
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    ...I am so hideously ugly.
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    Because my looks outweigh my personality. A lot of guys find me physically attractive, and a lot of them compliment me but never want to actually go out with me. Or maybe it's just an age thing, I know so many guys who just want a casual f*ck rather than a meaningful relationship.
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    ....because I already have a boyfriend who might be pissed off if I get another one :moon:
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    I was gonna say that all guys are ********s :teehee:, but I think I'll say it's actually this:

    (Original post by Claire_Spoon)
    I can't get a boyfriend because I'm a socially awkward dork.
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    I can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend because I have a girlfriend and she would not approve of me seeing other girls/boys.
 
 
 
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