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I'm confused - why would that make you feel better about your 2 incher? :confused:
7 inches.
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7 inches.
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You make anonymous accounts on the tsr. You're a sad, bitter virgin.
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Oh, I see, I like stars. My favourite is polaris.
I like you...
Yes. Erm, thanks... Always nice to hear.
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You make anonymous accounts on the tsr. You're a sad, bitter virgin.
Do I remind you of yourself then? :nopity: Anonymous accounts? Like half of TSR do? lol. The real sad one is you, for judging someone on whether or not they've had sex. I'm not bitter actually, nor am I a virgin, you just come across as an absolute queef in all of your posts so it's fun to treat you as such. :flower2:
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Do I remind you of yourself then? :nopity: Anonymous accounts? Like half of TSR do? lol. The real sad one is you, for judging someone on whether or not they've had sex. I'm not bitter actually, nor am I a virgin, you just come across as an absolute queef in all of your posts so it's fun to treat you as such. :flower2:
tldr
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tldr
3 lines is too much? Apologies, I didn't know you had severe learning difficulties.
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:nothing: I was so disturbed by hearing my parents having sex I cried when I told my sister about it and they stopped making noise. Or possibly having sex altogether at bedtime, who knows.

Women have a natural instinct to be noisy in bed. If they are enjoying it, at least.



:dontknow: Beats me.
Lol you cried?!?!?!?!? Why?
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Lol you cried?!?!?!?!? Why?
You do realise the sound of your parents having sex is the single most stomach-curling sound ever :nothing:
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You do realise the sound of your parents having sex is the single most stomach-curling sound ever :nothing:
Yes. But cry? That's an odd reaction. I guess you were young? So you knew what sex is but were still kind of disgusted by it?
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Yes. But cry? That's an odd reaction. I guess you were young? So you knew what sex is but were still kind of disgusted by it?
I used to not want to go to bed because I knew I'd be kept up :lol:

I was young, yeah, this was in our first house in Spain so I was 9. I'd still find it ****ing gross to hear my parents having sex now though 10 years later.
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I used to not want to go to bed because I knew I'd be kept up :lol:

I was young, yeah, this was in our first house in Spain so I was 9. I'd still find it ****ing gross to hear my parents having sex now though 10 years later.
That's my point, it's gross, but you don't cry if you're disgusted do you, normally?
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whats 1 take away 1?

does my left hand count?

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Desdemonata ¿tu habla español?
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That's my point, it's gross, but you don't cry if you're disgusted do you, normally?
Eh. I was a kid :lol:

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Desdemonata ¿tu habla español?
Pues claro
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Yay multi lingual ness
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Yay multi lingual ness
My sentiment entirely :cool:
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10 i think
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6.
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Over 9000
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