Banned because you posted too fast
Banned because slow and steady allegedly wins the race.
Banned because slow and steady never ever won us the counting race
Banned for not being nice to Potiron
Banned because he's not nice in general
Banned for really being a softy
Banned because I smell deception
edit: banned for knowing about her cat
Banned because what does deception smell like?
Banned because deception smells fishy
Banned for smelling deceptive fishes.
Banned for using an emoticon to replace a word.