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    (Original post by FKLW)
    Wtf even is that lol.

    If in doubt just turn back to grime. That's what I do.


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    This ain't death metal it's rock but I like this song lol I bet you're gonna look at me differently afterwards



    I've got a really, really, open music taste
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    SUG handing out motivational speeches like he's Al Pacino
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    (Original post by manchesterunited15)
    Mother****ing ****. I was just masturbating and everything was going great. I was in my room, i had my headphones on, i was totally naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a video on redtube. All of a sudden there's this really sharp pain in my ****, like it just got stabbed with a sewing needle. I jerked my hand back and it bumped into my computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of deodorant on top of the tower, and that ***** fell off and landed deodorant-end-down on the head of my ****. Holy ****ing **** did that hurt, and on top of that it hit so hard that it actually forced some deodorant into my urethra. I've never had anything burn so bad in my entire life. I jumped out of my ****ing chair and stood up because it hurt so bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my speakers, which caused "oh yeah baby come deep in my tight teen ******* uh uh uh" to get blared through my ****ing house at almost maximum volume. Now my eyes are watering from the pain of the deodorant inside my **** but i manage to punch one of my speakers hard enough so they turn off. I looked down and noticed blood dripping off of my ****; i guess the lip of the plastic deodorant thing bit into my foreskin as it connected with my ****. The blood was dripping down my leg.

    This all happened in the space of maybe 6 seconds. It may seem bad but it gets worse. Just as i'm standing there trying to figure out what the **** happened, my bedroom door ****ing opens. My dad was standing there with my acceptance letter to johns hopkins. I froze and he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds before he noticed my computer monitor and the brutal anal sex scene going on full-screen. He immediately closed the door and left without saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously conservative christian. This happened about 15 minutes ago and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I'm still in my room trying to get the god damn ****ing old spice out of my ****. What should i do misc?
    Why is no one giving me advice ffs
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    (Original post by Flashing Lights)
    well you aint an object any of us seen yet, so idk

    and lol why you treat me for a fool, I can read? '#Yh I caught on after I posted..cba to have deleted it #'
    K den.
    Why u being like this FL? Thought we were cool. Smh.

    (Original post by FKLW)
    Peggles is hot and cold with me- one day she'll rant and another she's cool


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    Peggles reminds me of Zurich sometimes...
    Yeah I see what u mean lol she gets like that.

    (Original post by manchesterunited15)
    Mother****ing ****. I was just masturbating and everything was going great. I was in my room, i had my headphones on, i was totally naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a video on redtube. All of a sudden there's this really sharp pain in my ****, like it just got stabbed with a sewing needle. I jerked my hand back and it bumped into my computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of deodorant on top of the tower, and that ***** fell off and landed deodorant-end-down on the head of my ****. Holy ****ing **** did that hurt, and on top of that it hit so hard that it actually forced some deodorant into my urethra. I've never had anything burn so bad in my entire life. I jumped out of my ****ing chair and stood up because it hurt so bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my speakers, which caused "oh yeah baby come deep in my tight teen ******* uh uh uh" to get blared through my ****ing house at almost maximum volume. Now my eyes are watering from the pain of the deodorant inside my **** but i manage to punch one of my speakers hard enough so they turn off. I looked down and noticed blood dripping off of my ****; i guess the lip of the plastic deodorant thing bit into my foreskin as it connected with my ****. The blood was dripping down my leg.

    This all happened in the space of maybe 6 seconds. It may seem bad but it gets worse. Just as i'm standing there trying to figure out what the **** happened, my bedroom door ****ing opens. My dad was standing there with my acceptance letter to johns hopkins. I froze and he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds before he noticed my computer monitor and the brutal anal sex scene going on full-screen. He immediately closed the door and left without saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously conservative christian. This happened about 15 minutes ago and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I'm still in my room trying to get the god damn ****ing old spice out of my ****. What should i do misc?
    Are you OK? Wtf
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    (Original post by manchesterunited15)
    Why is no one giving me advice ffs
    Tell your dad don't knock it until you try it

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    (Original post by Flashing Lights)
    haha I've only told you truths
    Ikr it's hurting
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    (Original post by AR_95)
    This ain't death metal it's rock but I like this song lol I bet you're gonna look at me differently afterwards



    I've got a really, really, open music taste
    Not sure if srs. Either way DA*** did I just listen to.


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    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)



    Peggles reminds me of Zurich sometimes...
    Yeah I see what u mean lol she gets like that.



    Are you OK? Wtf
    Lol you know it though Zurich is jokes tbf. Peggles is more.... Emotional about her club let's say

    And :rofl: exactly my reaction except WTF before the 'are you okay' :lol:



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    (Original post by FKLW)
    Not sure if srs. Either way DA*** did I just listen to.


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    Very srs

    embrace it
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    (Original post by manchesterunited15)
    Mother****ing ****. I was just masturbating and everything was going great. I was in my room, i had my headphones on, i was totally naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a video on redtube. All of a sudden there's this really sharp pain in my ****, like it just got stabbed with a sewing needle. I jerked my hand back and it bumped into my computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of deodorant on top of the tower, and that ***** fell off and landed deodorant-end-down on the head of my ****. Holy ****ing **** did that hurt, and on top of that it hit so hard that it actually forced some deodorant into my urethra. I've never had anything burn so bad in my entire life. I jumped out of my ****ing chair and stood up because it hurt so bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my speakers, which caused "oh yeah baby come deep in my tight teen ******* uh uh uh" to get blared through my ****ing house at almost maximum volume. Now my eyes are watering from the pain of the deodorant inside my **** but i manage to punch one of my speakers hard enough so they turn off. I looked down and noticed blood dripping off of my ****; i guess the lip of the plastic deodorant thing bit into my foreskin as it connected with my ****. The blood was dripping down my leg.

    This all happened in the space of maybe 6 seconds. It may seem bad but it gets worse. Just as i'm standing there trying to figure out what the **** happened, my bedroom door ****ing opens. My dad was standing there with my acceptance letter to johns hopkins. I froze and he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds before he noticed my computer monitor and the brutal anal sex scene going on full-screen. He immediately closed the door and left without saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously conservative christian. This happened about 15 minutes ago and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I'm still in my room trying to get the god damn ****ing old spice out of my ****. What should i do misc?
    LOOOOL **** the advice I'm busy laughing!!!!

    Kept a straight face until when the music blared through the house :rofl:

    LP is lucky girl
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    (Original post by AR_95)
    Very srs

    embrace it
    You've ruined my life.


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    (Original post by FKLW)
    Lol you know it though Zurich is jokes tbf. Peggles is more.... Emotional about her club let's say

    And :rofl: exactly my reaction except WTF before the 'are you okay' :lol:



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    I ask peggles a simple question like "Is Giroud injured?"
    And she goes in all deep referencing stats and the history of the club loool pmsl.

    Aha! I do worry about him sometimes...
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    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)
    I ask peggles a simple question like "Is Giroud injured?"
    And she goes in all deep referencing stats and the history of the club loool pmsl.

    Aha! I do worry about him sometimes...
    :rofl: Arsenal fans for you you guys have a dry unpredictable lineup on this forum- the conservatives like you, 419, KJI then the preachers- Zurich, then the nutjobs- Yaboy, BaconButty etc. :lol:

    And that was way too much information from him though :lol:


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    (Original post by FKLW)
    You've ruined my life.


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    Lightweight doesn't even begin to describe ya. That was some pop **** lol
    I could show much worse but

    You heard this song right




    Sorry man whipped on kendrick phase
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27507414

    Jokes

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    ****

    i'm going to hospital guys - fractured penis
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    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)
    K den.
    Why u being like this FL? Thought we were cool. Smh.
    i just truth tellin. we are cool
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    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)
    I ask peggles a simple question like "Is Giroud injured?"
    And she goes in all deep referencing stats and the history of the club loool pmsl.

    Aha! I do worry about him sometimes...
    It's a her and tbh think she gets pissed off when people don't know what they're talking about haha. Groovey really set her off in the past

    (Original post by FKLW)
    :rofl: Arsenal fans for you you guys have a dry unpredictable lineup on this forum- the conservatives like you, 419, KJI then the preachers- Zurich, then the nutjobs- Yaboy, BaconButty etc. :lol:


    And that was way too much information from him though :lol:
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    I never get mentioned as part of the Arsenal squad lolz, I'm like one of the most regular posters there atm
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    (Original post by AR_95)
    Sorry man whipped on kendrick phase
    brb whipped on kendrick 4lyf phase
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    i want to go to Spain and see this ****
 
 
 
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