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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    I'm wearing that dressing gown right now. It is hard being so sexy.
    lucky you, i m still sitting in my office with wet feet and wet underwear
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    (i could work with that)
    So romantic.
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    (Original post by Melz0r)
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    worst part was she was actually commenting on MY morning wood. bad times
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    lucky you, i m still sitting in my office with wet feet and wet underwear
    I don't even want to know...

    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    does this mean you mum basically gave you permission to get knocked up, so long you know who the daddy is?
    That's what I pointed out to her.
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    So romantic.
    I know, he is already suggesting children.

    Hold your horses Dave.
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    What have you uncovered, Dave?
    i would like to say i am fully 'covered' whilst on people's fb pages
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    worst part was she was actually commenting on MY morning wood. bad times
    WHAT!? What the hell did she say?

    "Cor, nice morning wood there, Dave!"
    "That's a pencil in my pocket."
    "Whatever."
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    (Original post by Melz0r)
    WHAT!? What the hell did she say?

    "Cor, nice morning wood there, Dave!"
    "That's a pencil in my pocket."
    "Whatever."
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    i would like to say i am fully 'covered' whilst on people's fb pages
    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    I can only hope that university is half as debauched and licentious as your Mother claims that it is.
    some of my friends makes uni sound like a licensed brothel. I personally don't think its as 'good' as they describe it. maybe its a personal experience thing not shared by all
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    My response to her was, 'I'll be sure to keep a record'.
    oh dear...

    are you sure you ll be able to keep track of everything?
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    oh dear...

    are you sure you ll be able to keep track of everything?
    I was being facetious!
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    Jealous. All I can do is send the odd discreet text, but there are cameras!
    like i said a couple of weeks ago, pretty white girls get all the good jobs
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    My Mum was watching Jeremy Kyle this morning and some young girl didn't know who the father of her baby was and my Mum turned around and was all, 'Don't let this happen to you at university!'.
    There are virtually no holds barred when it comes to sex talks in my house . I am too naive at the moment to the bad people in the world who will try to pervert me apparently. I also watched Superbad with my Dad yesterday but I had to walk out of the room at the credits when all the sketches of "you-know-whats" come up
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    So romantic.
    spread the word
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    I don't even want to know...
    the natural response would be to assume it was raining outside. you have a dirty mind.


    FYI:white shorts on a rainy day. bad idea
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    I had to walk out of the room at the credits when all the sketches of "you-know-whats" come up
    I have about 10 of those 'sketches' on my History file.
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    I know, he is already suggesting children.

    Hold your horses Dave.
    oh nuts!!!!
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    the natural response would be to assume it was raining outside. you have a dirty mind.


    FYI:white shorts on a rainy day. bad idea
    You said your underwear was wet!
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    (Original post by Melz0r)
    WHAT!? What the hell did she say?

    "Cor, nice morning wood there, Dave!"
    "That's a pencil in my pocket."
    "Whatever."
    no, she reckons morning wood is a sign of sexual frustration (which it isn't!!!) and she keeps on commenting on my personal life. i love my family
 
 
 
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