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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    I thought Dave's serving as the baster was the attraction of the whole thing?
    that was the impression i got as well
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    you say this as if i m some prized bull
    Actually, in GCSE Biology, we went on a website selling cow sperm. My friend was also on an advert for cow sperm and I got to see the the tube thing you used to squirt it in, it was actually surprisingly small...
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    disclaimer: i am, as of now, not seeking to reproduce. This statement will hold true until my 24th birthday
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    I suppose that'll be up to you to find out.
    I can't take the responsibility.
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    Actually, in GCSE Biology, we went on a website selling cow sperm. My friend was also on an advert for cow sperm and I got to see the the tube thing you used to squirt it in, it was actually surprisingly small...
    one of my teacher's wife actually jacks off horses for their 'essence'
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    I can't take the responsibility.
    you guys are talking about my sperm without my consultation. great
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    you guys are talking about my sperm without my consultation. great
    I'm eating at the moment so it's taking all of my will to continue this conversation and not vomit - I have none to spare to ensure your consent.
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    you guys are talking about my sperm without my consultation. great
    Do they consult the bulls?

    You can get some of the profit.
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    I'm eating at the moment so it's taking all of my will to continue this conversation and not vomit - I have none to spare to ensure your consent.
    andy, imagine my semen drizzled over whatever you are eating
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    andy, imagine my semen drizzled over whatever you are eating
    It was a potato salad, so that was already the problem.
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    andy, imagine my semen drizzled over whatever you are eating
    I hear it's a good source of protein.
    Nom-nom-nom
    Eat up
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    Do they consult the bulls?

    You can get some of the profit.
    no they don't consult bulls, but then again,i m not your property or live stock, so you really can't just collect my sperm, well i mean you can and i wouldn't object, its the passing it on thing that i object to
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    It was a potato salad, so that was already the problem.
    lolz
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    andy, imagine my semen drizzled over whatever you are eating
    Gross gross gross!
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    (Original post by aKarma)
    I hear it's a good source of protein.
    Nom-nom-nom
    Eat up
    so i take it tonights discussion will revolve around 101 uses for my semen. great
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    well i mean you can and i wouldn't object
    Hahahahaha, smooth.
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    (Original post by xangelfacex)
    Gross gross gross!
    just a bit.

    I think my dignity has eventually hit rock bottom


    edit: next thing to get rid of, self respect
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    (Original post by andyroo_g)
    Hahahahaha, smooth.
    you know it!
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    (Original post by 为人民服务)
    no they don't consult bulls, but then again,i m not your property or live stock, so you really can't just collect my sperm, well i mean you can and i wouldn't object, its the passing it on thing that i object to
    If a few of us chipped in, I'm sure we could buy you.

    No thank you.
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    (Original post by Fleurvert)
    No thank you.
    How can you say no to such charm?
 
 
 
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