1. Must be able to talk about something other than the stock subjects of: cycling, protein shakes and w***ing (I'll couple this with "must be intelligent").
2. Must not care too much about what other men think of him.
3. Must be able to laugh at himself (and me).
4. Must not be violent towards women, call girls "sluts" or "slags" or use the words "faggot" or "n*****", as these are all complete turnoffs.
5. If they have facial hair, they must suit it. Too many scraggy goatees and neckbeards around.
Good looks will of course be advantage. A sense of humour laced with innuendo will be welcomed. I would also like a man who does not want a girl who is a) blonde b) 6ft c) has J cup boobs.
Any still interested, apply within (possibly literally).