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dh00001

halt! whats your favourite colour :hmmm:

Blue. No, yell-argh!!!!!!!!!

"Alright, I am your Messiah"

"He is the Messiah!!!"

"Now **** OFF!"

"..........how would you like us to **** off, oh Lord?"

:rofl:

Reply 3921

Dude

Dalimyr

Blue. No, yell-argh!!!!!!!!!

"Alright, I am your Messiah"

"He is the Messiah!!!"

"Now **** OFF!"

"..........how would you like us to **** off, oh Lord?"

:rofl:

"Can I ask you a question? Its a bit personal, but are you a virgin"?

"What kind of question is that? You can't get more personal then that can you"?

"Yes, she must be a virgin"

Reply 3922

Dalimyr

"I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you to call me 'Loretta'"
"What?!"
"It's my right as a man."
"Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?"
"I want to have babies."
"You want to have babies?!"
"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
"But you can't have babies."
"Don't you oppress me."
"I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?!"
"Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies."
"Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry."

:biggrin:

Reply 3923

dh00001

He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks

Welease Woger!!!!!

we have no roger

vewy well welease wodewick

Reply 3926

Dude

Surprised no-one has done this yet.

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"
"The aqueduct".
"Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that."
"And the sanitation!"
"Oh yes... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like".
"All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done"
"And the roads"
"Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads"
"Irrigation"
"Medicine... Education... Health..."
"Yes... all right, fair enough"
"And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
"Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this."
"All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?"
"Brought peace!"

Reply 3927

dh00001

the spanish Inquisition?

Reply 3928

Dalimyr

"My final offer. Half a shekel for an old ex-leper"
"Did you say...'ex-leper'?"
"That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell and proud of it, sir."
"Well, what happened?"
"I was cured, sir."
"Cured?"
"Yes, sir. A bloody miracle, sir. God bless you."
"Who cured you?"
"Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding me own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder."
"Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?"
Ah, yeah, I could do that, sir. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but uh..."
"Brian! Come clean your room out!"
"There you are"
"Thank you sir. Thank- Half a denarii for me bloody life story?!"
"There's no pleasing some people."
"That's exactly what Jesus said, sir!"