haha they're some crazy stories, I wouldn't mind but I'm like the least violent person you would actually ever meet, I just laughed when I was told that I was barred :/
I went again the day after on another night out, and I asked if I could apologise: they said no, they must be all bitter ***** then!!
It may be extreme but it's their right and unless you spend a big load of money and visit often, you're not a loss so they don't want to bother with the hassle of you causing any future poroblems.
Have you tried apologizing though? And I don't mean while in the line on a Friday night.
*Looks to see if you've posted any more*
...But I guess that has less chance of working now because it'll look like you're just trying a new tactic because you've already asked while "trying again".
I got banned from sin and bushwackers nightclub Worcester for apparently calling the bouncer rascist bearing in mind I’m light skinned myself and my friend is black so I don’t see how but that resulted in a lifetime ban when I’ve saw someone get beaten half to death and hospitalised but never banned just kicked out for that night