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(Original post by morecambebay)
what about in public?

Surely you just end up with dirty water running down your leg?

Also, its not as though they scrub it clean or anything. What good is a little trickle of water going to do?
most muslims dont go in public for that reason, i guess u could take a water bottle?

and wipe with paper, then remainder with fingers

no you don't get residue on fingers but it feels cleaner (anus that is)
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Thread should be renamed to: How do you wipe your ass.. Add a poll for good measure :lol:
DEFINITELY DO THIS

As for the girl, ewwww. Nice catch OP.
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The french wash their ass :yep: A bidet is pretty common over there.
I think the japanese do this too.
Bidets are common in Europe. They have these in Japan which clean your anus:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oiletBidet.jpg

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(Original post by devan5)
Thread should be renamed to: How do you wipe your ass.. Add a poll for good measure :lol:
LOL so true, OP this is very odd and gross. Do not call her, it may be a one off, but how can you find her attractive after this?

This thread so far has made me lol.
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You people do realise you are having a lengthy discussion about how you wash you asses??.....I love TSR :p:
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(Original post by Adonis)
most muslims dont go in public for that reason, i guess u could take a water bottle?

and wipe with paper, then remainder with fingers

no you don't get residue on fingers but it feels cleaner (anus that is)
Some people (Muslims) have this in their house which is a high-pressure cleaner for the anus:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...stallation.JPG
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omg is it commonplace for white girls to hav residue there...what the hell...wer not some weird type of breed of ppl u no lol just because one girl didnt wipe herself doesnt mean wer all lik that..
yahhhhh mayte, jus cuz too gals talk dike dis dont mean we all dooooo.

OP, we call the type girl you were with a scrubber. Burn her number and your bedsheets.
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(Original post by Adonis)
and wipe with paper, then remainder with fingers

no you don't get residue on fingers but it feels cleaner (anus that is)
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Yeah didn't you know? Skidmarks are haram
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Some people (Muslims) have this in their house which is a high-pressure cleaner for the anus:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...stallation.JPG
Liable to give yourself an enema with that damn thing :woo:
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(Original post by CombineHarvester)
Some people (Muslims) have this in their house which is a high-pressure cleaner for the anus:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...stallation.JPG
i have one of them

seriously, your ass feels SUPERCLEAN
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Why didn't you just lick it clean? :perv:
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I don't get it, have people never heard of bidets?!
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you heard, but the water washes it off, i've NEVER seen any residue left there, and i have a special way of hand washing so avoid contamination as it were
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oh they just do this after they do a number two.
lol I was wandering how they could do this all the time but if they're like me they don't do a number two unless they are at home (oh TMI)
Oh yes and you can be clean without using one of those things as most people wipe their bums properly. This girl was just nasty.
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(Original post by Adonis)
i have one of them

seriously, your ass feels SUPERCLEAN
Yes it's very good. I don't know how people can simply use dry toilet paper after having a crap - especially if it's a particularly wet/messy one, paper wouldn't do anything imo.
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you heard, but the water washes it off, i've NEVER seen any residue left there, and i have a special way of hand washing so avoid contamination as it were
I'm still not quite getting this: you touch your anus with your bare finger?
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Some people (Muslims) have this in their house which is a high-pressure cleaner for the anus:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...stallation.JPG
loooool yeah reasonably high but not like extreme pressure or you'll end up having an accident LOL
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Do you put the handle in your ARSE?
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why wipe your ass when you can do it 1 priest 1 nun style..:cool: if you dont know google it..
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