He's looking for someone else, accept it and move on.
Get him to send you naked pictures, and then post them...
EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE he/people he knows could see them!
Ask for dirty pics, then post them on facebook in another fake account and add all his friends and you :P
gawd, people have such weird relationships. Who gives a ****?
I found my boyfriend on a dating site.It was inactive anyway but it made me laugh.
cut his **** off and make him eat it
Send me a link to his profile.
I can't promise I will solve anything, but it will be amusing.
So wait, why were you on there in the first place?
Edit: Oh wait, re-read the OP, nevermind.