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    wouldn't his dad's penis be too small for his mum's vagina :wink2:

    EDIT - I hate posting before reading the thread
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    I always just assumed his dad had watched too much gaping porn and wanted to try it for himself.
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    This thread... LOL
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    They got happily married and loved each other and a stork came and dropped little Hagrid off for them to love and cherish forever

    :love:
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    (Original post by microfatcat)
    They had a special hug

    I got called weird for saying this the other day.
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    IVF obvs or the father was very well endowed.
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    :hmmmm:She must have mistaken his father for some sort of intimate cleaning device:dontknow: Then he must have found it arousing and so on:lolwut:
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    I got called weird for saying this the other day.
    It's okay, we can be weird together
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    Believe me, this is a popular and disturbing discussion :lol:

    Err...heard of the spell "Engorgio" ?
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    With great difficulty I imagine
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    (Original post by Luceria)
    Believe me, this is a popular and disturbing discussion :lol:

    Err... "Engorgio" ?
    Haha brilliant :lol:
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    (Original post by Liam_G)
    Nobody's told you about the special hug?! :zomg:
    Well, when a daddy and a mummy love each other very much...

    But in all seriousness, Hagrids' Mum must have been somewhat dissatisfied. Don't you think? And one of them must have been mighty hairy... I'm guessing it must have been his mum, because she would have had enough trouble finding daddy's ding-dong without having to root through a load of bushy crotch whiskers. And do you think people sperm and giant eggs would even be compatible... maybe it's like when a horse mates with a pony and makes a mule... a small, fertility-challenged cross-breed. Who knows.
    So Hagrid must be infertile. I bet JK Rowling thought it through beforehand.
    :eek:
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    Well, his dad had a really kinky giantess fetish. He's seen the snu-snu episode of Futurama and from that day forth, normal women couldn't satisfy him. He needed to know his partner could break his neck at any moment - it excited him.

    He went along to knockturn ally and tracked down the infamous "Willy a Witch"" brothel.

    He was directed to the back room, where Fridwulfa was lying un-sexily on a sofa. She had lost all her money betting at the dragon fighting ring, and had been forced into prostitution to cover her debts. After 40 minutes, 3 gold galleons and 2 black eyes... the deed was done.

    He went his separate way, but she had failed to make use of her contraception (she'd sold it for more gambling money too) and found her self pregnant.

    Anything in the actual books that contradicts this story is lying, m'kay?
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    (Original post by microfatcat)
    It's okay, we can be weird together
    Yea!
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    He crawled inside the mums fanny and he had a ****, he was probably standing right next to the egg when he did it so it was easy for his sperm to fertlise it.
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    (Original post by Liam_G)
    maybe it's like when a horse mates with a pony and makes a mule... a small, fertility-challenged cross-breed. Who knows.
    No No No No

    A mule is when a horse mates with a donkey.....
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    (Original post by opinionscount66)
    No No No No

    A mule is when a horse mates with a donkey.....
    I knew my lack of donkey related knowledge would screw me over someday... Donkeys, Ponies, they're all just little horses really
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    I regularly think about this issue. Is that wrong?
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    You see, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much...:ninja:
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    I....believe....you....Harry.... Potter. Lemon sherbert!
 
 
 
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