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    (Original post by Dude Where's My Username)
    I think.......................I think you maybe missing the point of this thread slightly :beard:
    Perhaps. :pierre:
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    I can't get a boyfriend because I am just TOO much of a catch.

    Also I'm not interested in that lark these days.
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    ... a woman needs a man like a fish need a bicycle.
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    (Original post by Miss Behaving)
    ...I'm socially awkward, and I'm not allowed a boyfriend anyway.
    So your username is a statement, not a pun
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    because I have one already.

    But the next reason would be cos I'm fat
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    (Original post by SAK.A)
    I have basically no money and there ain't anybody special I've met. .But I think there is this one girl which I will make a move on as soon as I can get some decent cash flow.
    But you don't need money to get laid or get a girlfriend.
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    I can't get a boyfriend because I'm a ****ing douchebag.
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    (Original post by jeffercake)
    I cant get a boyfriend bc Im married and my husband wont allow it.
    sad times.
    What a control freak!

    'I can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend because I'm too shy, I don't make the effort in putting myself out there/following up on the little interest I may have in me and I think I have the natural facial expression of a slapped arse.'
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    only attract lesbos, psychos, and alcoholics.
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      My standards are too high :party:
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      (Original post by **EM**)
      I can't get a boyfriend because I am just TOO much of a catch.

      Also I'm not interested in that lark these days.
      Get over yourself! Tell me, apart from having a pussy and a set of tits, what else do you have going for you? What sets you apart from other girls? Convince me you're as worthy a catch as you make out....
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      (Original post by ithoughtofthis)
      ...because everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.
      Basically, she clothe shops at Oxfam and Barnardos.
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      (Original post by Rogercbinboy)
      Who says?
      My parents.

      (Original post by Dude Where's My Username)
      So your username is a statement, not a pun
      There's other ways in which to misbehave
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      I'm just so darn ugly!
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      (Original post by Captain92)
      ... a woman needs a man like a fish need a bicycle.
      unless she wants children :|
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      becuase i'm a dancing arab.
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      Because all the men in Scotland are too short.
      And I'm going to marry Xavi one day, obviously.
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      shy, ugly, socially awkward, don't know what to say, full of self loathing so how could someone like me if I don't like myself, really poor, no fashion sense, listen to extreme metal and not much else, bad at sports, fairly overweight.

      The usual
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      (Original post by BBYoungLady)
      unless she wants children :|
      Internet humour fail #45677.

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      I'm too picky
     
     
     
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