house mate doesnt like to shower

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Febreeze him like a boss

Turn the shower on and get in, then lie down in it like you've slipped. Add fake blood if you must, to make it more realistic. When he comes home from work, he will see the bathroom door open. "Hmm, thats strange" he will say. He will then come into the bathroom and see you lying naked in the shower covered in blood. He will jump in to try and save you. As soon as he gets in the shower, your other roommate will come rushing in and grab him. You jump up, punch him in the chest, then begin to strip him. Then scrub him down while the other guy holds him. Once finished, before you leave him sobbing in the corner, go up to him and say:

"Now listen to me bitch, every morning when you wake up, you get in the mother ****ing shower and you wash your damn body. Do I make myself clear? Because if you dont, and i swear to god, I will **** you up and leave your bloody carcas lying in that shower. Now get out of my sight."

Then spray him with some deoderant before you leave. Job done.

Reply 22

Cheshire_Cat

Most people's answers are pretty funny, but extreme, and will probably hurt his feelings :frown:

lol Maybe come out with something like 'Oh I haven't had a shower for 2 days, I must stink!' Then have a shower and when you get out mention how refreshed you feel and how warm it was or whatever. If he doesn't get the hint then there's definitely something wrong with him!

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 23

Blueflare

I had a housemate like this last year. He showered maybe once every 3 days, and I thought that was bad! But 3 weeks! :lolwut:

You should just tell him tactfully that he really needs a shower because he's stinking up the place. Tactfully.

Reply 24

natashapt

Write on his bedroom wall in poo "you smell as bad as this ****". Harsh, but fair.

Reply 25

shadow99

Kick him out of the house or find yourself somewhere else to live !

pay him

Original post by pippa90

Most people's answers are pretty funny, but extreme, and will probably hurt his feelings :frown:

Really? I laughed at your answer the loudest. Weird.

Reply 28

~Tasha~

I laughed at the answers too :colondollar:

It happened here once, so my friend told the tutors and the tutor actually told the guy who refused to wash that he needed to wash or he'll end up with no friends/girlfriend etc!

Maybe you should try that approach, and tell the lecturers or someone else?!

Reply 29

shamim2k9

Call him a sweaty Betty.

Might not work if he's not called Betty though.

Reply 30

ChrisJsy

Original post by Lewroll

Reply 31

EmperorMustard

Show him this video

Glad I could help. :bl:

loooooool

lol i hav a person lik tht in my class its like he's hordeing all his dirt its like he uses force choke with all those smells. you could fumigate the house or have water balloons with soap& hav battles every couple of days. or confront him and tell him he might b the victim of Demonic possession and tell him u need 2 throw holy water on him. if he starts floating and his head spins around in any direction grab ur water soap pistols and gun and as a last resort set of the trigger 2 the SSE (super soapy explosives) placed around the room and ur persons.after that u should b good :smile:

or hav group baths/showers :stink:

Reply 34

Dude Where's My Username

Original post by babygirl110

girls have a right to know what is going into them, I hope he tells them.

I don't think this is an issue any girl will face in this guy's lifetime somehow.......unless she lives in a skip :colone:

OT: If you continue to have issues finding your balls and telling your housemate the stinky truth, then invest in these:

Reply 35

She_Bittersweet

Dear lord I really hope hes circumcised.

Reply 36

un-jardin-sur-le-nil

Just man up and tell him 'you smell, you need to shower more often, preferably every morning like most people'

I would never stand for a stinky flatmate. Would make my life hell.