Neither of them.
Its quite obvious the first guy is an inconsiderate, self indulging p***k. If he spent less time bashing off to animal porn he could have got a 4th a-level and a few A*s maybe. If he went to uni, would continue to loath in his own greatness, blow his loan on smack and booze but still not manage to pull a female the whole 3 years due to his over ambitous standards placing himself above his scrotty, stuck up reality and be left to rub the monkey to animal porn. Come out with a 2:2 , not get a job and sign for the dole only to chop himself before getting home as he realises how **** his life is and always was/will be.
Second person is a totally different sitch. This punk wears their trousers so high they are measured by chin size. Lock themselves in their room growing zits as they sweat over mild homework quiz that is due in over a week away. When they get a place at uni they will look scornfully down on their piers that go out drinking, socialising and generally living life, that they think they are better than just as they are going to uni, when in actual fact most of these people are naturally cleverer than this douche and will do alot more with life, even career wise. They get to uni realise they weren't half as smart as they thought they were struggle away in their room for two years, growing more zits then drop out £25,000 in debt, begging those 'scum' they looked down on for a job, ultimately dying a virgin.
Just my interpretation.