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    (Original post by Aj12)
    Don't you mean white handed?
    Its this kind of racism that is ruining my beautiful country!!
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    (Original post by Boobies.)
    Nope. Lil' brother walked in on me having sex though :/
    You're a great Nun.

    But this is really one thing you shouldn't be caught doing, and if you do, then you need to revise your tactics.
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    <insert rubbish joke about having red hands>
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    (Original post by BambieWambie)
    Oh crap i meant under the covers not on. Oh and why you wondering?
    Hey Boy's do have needs. first thing's first .. Are you fit? 2.... Are you Single? 3) Are you Good in bed? 4) can you give blowjobs?
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    (Original post by Roo Bix)
    You're a great Nun.

    But this is really one thing you shouldn't be caught doing, and if you do, then you need to revise your tactics.
    I got the Miss Ironed Habit 2009 award, I'll have you know.

    I don't tend to draw out an action plan beforehand, its too time consuming.

    I wasn't aware he was in the house. :/
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    I dont w4nk, but my m8 said his gf walked in on him w4nkin and started sucking his dic :L

    no joke
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    Well personally no but when i go bed, i sleep on my bunk with my brother me on the top bunk, him on the bottom, sometimes he comes in off a night shift at 7 int he morning and has a **** while i'm in bed, shakes the bed and everything, it's so dusturbing. Once i said stop ****ing im trying to sleep here, wow the awkardness that day was immence
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    (Original post by Boobies.)
    I got the Miss Ironed Habit 2009 award, I'll have you know.

    I don't tend to draw out an action plan beforehand, its too time consuming.

    I wasn't aware he was in the house. :/
    That was my opinion in general for the topic, you nutter :cookie:
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    Come on miserable sods, I wanted to read some funny stories!
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    (Original post by Boobies.)
    I got the Miss Ironed Habit 2009 award, I'll have you know./
    And I googled this like an idiot :puppyeyes:
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    If you were caught red handed werent you on your period
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    (Original post by i.am.lost)
    Racist. :eek3:
    Not racist.
    Something else.
    And if you don't know, I am not going to tell you
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    Almost. Almost. Not quite.

    A housemate knocked on the door when I was ****ing naked. I panicked, and rather than giving an excuse as to why I can't answer, or not answering, or giving an excuse as to why I was taking a long time to answer, I pulled on a top, trousers (but no underwear) and stuffed some tissue in my jeans. He then talked to me for like 15 minutes.
    I spent the time sat on my bed in front of my underwear so he didn't see them.
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    (Original post by Dinodance)
    Not racist.
    Something else.
    And if you don't know, I am not going to tell you
    It was a joke and I really wish people would stop negging me for it...
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    Red handed? I think you are doing it a bit hard. well again it is hard.
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    my reactions are amazing so yes a few times
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    (Original post by Roo Bix)
    And I googled this like an idiot :puppyeyes:
    OMG. I actually laughed for like a whole six minutes :P
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    (Original post by Boobies.)
    OMG. I actually laughed for like a whole six minutes :P
    :blush:
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    (Original post by cttp_ngaf)
    yah I'm always horny when I'm on my period
    I can help you...
 
 
 
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