What? Are you really as stupid as this? If you can't get it off with a hard flick, carry a few squares of paper in your pocket, just in case.(Original post by IMACAT)
Hi about a few days ago I went to this night club. Everything was going fine, making new aquaintences etc. So 2 hours later I need a piss, as you do. But after I reached for the toilet paper there was none, I like to wipe the piss of my penis because it avoids staining my pants. So in good fashion I wipe my penis innocently on the wall. And this bouncer out of nowhere busts open the door, my ****ing luck right?
I was tipsy at this point an explained to him there wasn't any toilet paper left, he escorted me out without any force as I apologised for being an "idiot".
But what I really want to know is do Bouncers do routine checks on toilets or something? I honestly didn't hear him banging on the door, and I wasn't up to any suspicious activity before I went into the toilet. This **** bugs me because this situation has happened once before, I just don't understand how they manage to catch me like that.
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