Record a sex tape together and then he can watch over it when he wants to 'cream' other girls? He's just having a bit of banter sweetie, you should feel honoured that he shares such a LAD like connection with you. Most girls (generalising here) cannot handle the level of banter that a guy brings to the table, so it's actually a compliment that he shares it with you!
Also, be weary of all the short guys coming in here going is he perfect because he's tall? What do you think is short?
100s of personal statements examples here