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    Anyone else keeping watch to see if Nick Clegg posts?
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    (Original post by Left Hand Drive)
    Anyone else keeping watch to see if Nick Clegg posts?
    Nick Clegg made an honest mistake! He's a really nice guy.

    That was possibly the worst lie I've ever told.

    The best was convincing my friend that the guy who worked at the corner shop had "inbredearonhead disorder" that made him grow an extra ear on his forehead. I got all my other friends to go into the shop and come out laughing pretending that they'd seen the ear... About a fortnight later she came up to me and said "KIMMI! That man proper doesn't have an extra ear on his head!!!" Hahaha.
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    The fact is, if you post a genuine lie here, which is a bad one, hence a big lie. You will get neg'd by TSR's moral crusaders.
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    Yes I've got the condom on.
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    (Original post by TheSmithsIndeed)
    As in, were you successful in telling the lie and what were you covering up?

    :holmes:

    Personally, I tell white lies on a regular basis, I've tried to stop...but I really can't...
    A lie is a lie and liars are guilty.
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    i lied about being a virgin so i could take the virginity of this super hot girl and it was so worth it. never saw her again though but i don't really care to be honest. in fact it turns me on thinking how upset she must have been that i lied and exploited her innocence.
    Pimpin. :mad:
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    (Original post by Sir_Vile_Minds)
    I've managed to convince every person I've spoken to that I exist.
    Sir Vile Minds does not go the the same university as me because Sir Vile Minds does not exist.
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    (Original post by Huskaris)
    The fact is, if you post a genuine lie here, which is a bad one, hence a big lie. You will get neg'd by TSR's moral crusaders.
    No. We no give u good rep. Funny sig!
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    im a biscuit designer for mcvites.... you may have seen some of my work
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    (Original post by SoulfulBoy)
    No. We no give u good rep. Funny sig!
    Haha cheers. I believe your rep counts for nothing though as you have negative rep *sighs*

    Why is it only other a*seholes that find me funny :-( haha
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    In my kleptomaniac phase I took this random coin from an exhibit in a museum during a school trip. One of the staff noticed and locked the room down while everyone looked for it. I "found" it on the floor. I was such a good child no one suspected me as the thief.
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    convinced a 12 year old (friend of my little brothers) that his stomach was hurting because he was on his period, and that if he asked other guys about "Man Periods" that they will deny it's existence, because it's embarrassing.

    I also convinced an elderly lady I was sat next to on a plane flying back to england from germany once, that I was a famous russian poet, and that I was born with 2 sets of genitals due to radiation in chernobyl. I love being good at accents.
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    (Original post by Huskaris)
    Haha cheers. I believe your rep counts for nothing though as you have negative rep *sighs*

    Why is it only other a*seholes that find me funny :-( haha
    I don't know about you, but I don't consider myself an *******. :rolleyes:
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    I lied about lying in this thread....!
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    (Original post by SoulfulBoy)
    I don't know about you, but I don't consider myself an *******. :rolleyes:
    Ah . Then people that aren't a*seholes enjoy humour too sometimes.
    Let the joy be unconfined.
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    for a while i convinced a few of my friends that my middle name was Genghis
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    Well, there's that summer that my friends believe I spent tornado chasing...

    It starts like most things: I said it as a joke, they're naive and believed me, so I became curious to see how far I could take it until they'd stop believing me. Several harrowing tales about driving at 190mph with the tornado right behind us and using heavy-duty chains to secure ourselves in attempts to evade being sucked in (taken directly from Twister :hat2:) later, and they still believe me ... so I really do have stupid friends.
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    That I saw a ghost of an old man in our shed and that it was him who let our hamster's cage door open.
    I kept it up for so long I actually started to believe it myself and still have "memories" of seeing him in the shed
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    I actually wasn't wearing a condom, lol.
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    Told parents that I hadn't watched porn.

    HA
 
 
 
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