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    Flanders stuck at sea with Homer and Bart: "We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!"

    (Followed by continuous slaps by Homer shouting "snap out of it")

    tooo funny :rofl:
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    Homer pointing at Uraguay: "U.. are.. gay.. *laughs*"
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    'I used to bang Lars Ulrichs mum'

    Hands down.
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    Homer: "Thats not America...thats not even Mexico"
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    I am a lie detector. Do you understand?
    homer: yes.
    boom
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    "Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow"

    Marge: Homer there's someone here to help
    Homer: Is it Batman?
    Marge: No, a scientist
    Home: Batman's a scientist.
    Marge: It's not Batman!

    "I'm not normally a religious man but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
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    'Operator! Give me the number for 911! '
    'I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.'
    'Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
    '[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! '
    'Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.'
    'I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! '

    All Homer, of course.
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    (Original post by dadude)
    I am a lie machine. Do you understand?
    homer: yes.
    boom
    This kills me everytime I see it.
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    Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
    Homer: I dunno. Internet?
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    [Watching Kent Brockman on TV, who has just won the lottery]
    Homer: Well, he may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy.
    Marge: What's that?
    [Homer thinks for a few seconds]
    Homer: ...A dinosaur.

    It's the look on his face after saying "A dinosaur". He looks so pleased with himself for thinking of something.

    [Whilst flying a plane]
    Mr. Burns: There's a nice big island.
    Smithers: Sir, that's Cuba.
    Mr. Burns: Cuba, eh? ...Set her down Smithers.
    Smithers: [Brief pause] Sir, you're flying the plane.
    Mr. Burns: Excellent

    I also love the way Burns is slyly smiling as he drops out of shot.

    Marge: Work called and said if you don't go in tomorrow, then don't bother going in on Monday.
    Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!


    I should point out I'm not entirely convinced these are 100% accurate because I tried to do them from memory.
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    Mr Burns: Ketchup, or Catsup?

    I still have no idea what Catsup is but I used to love saying that quote over and over again.

    Also, the one where Homer has become obese to get off work, then has to save the nuclear power plant from exploding. He falls into one of the gas vents or something, and blocks it with his giant body. While Homer accepts the award (still stuck in the tube) Bart comments:
    "And I can't believe for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."
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    Anything by the duff man or the assistant that had had a stroke
    stroke dude: YEEEEeeeeeEEEEES?
    Homer: why do you talk like that?
    stroke dude: I had a STROOOoooooOOOOOOKE!
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    anything by the Sea Captain

    anything by Willie e.g

    Homer: Im from Scotland
    Willie: Neeeeey, I'm from Scotland - where do ya hail from?
    Homer: errr... North...Kilt....town....
    Willie: Neeeeeeeeeeeeey I'm from North Kilktoon - do ya nai Angus Mclood?
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    Homer quote

    You don't win friends with Salad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6xVQwIOYQ
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    "The Simpsoooooooons"
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    From the movie:
    Lisa: "But I'm so angry!"
    Marge: "You're a woman, you can hold onto it forever!"
    And:
    Homer: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
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    "Can I come too"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0-OSMxMRrU

    Legendary
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    (Original post by Lazuliblue)
    Mr Burns: Ketchup, or Catsup?

    I still have no idea what Catsup is but I used to love saying that quote over and over again.
    My wiktionary-ing has revealed that, in an unexpected twist, catsup means... ketchup.
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    Lenny: Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils!
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    "DENTAL PLAN!" "Lisa needs braces..."

    Repeat ad nauseum
 
 
 
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