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    "Whilst I'm slightly arrogant, it's more of an arrogance lite; all of the full-fat taste, yet half of the calories".

    Stuart Baggs is actually a genius.
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    The graduate Raleigh who blasted bossy PM Dan in week 1 :rofl:

    "...it was SHAMEFUL :mad:" *points finger*

    :rofl: classic!
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    'My first word wasn't mummy, it was money'- Shibby
    'You see the building that looks like a gherkin. It's called the gherkin'- Jamie
    'A fly's got enthusiasm but it doesn't stop it head butting the window'- Alan Sugar
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    "You all look good on paper, but then so do fish & chips"

    :laugh:

    Oh Lord Sugar, how do you come up with these gems?
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    You were on it like a tramp on chips- Nick
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    Alex: 'I got an A* in GCSE maths. Actually, I got 11 A*s!'

    Quality.
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    'The clock face on Big Ben is 20 diameters wide.'
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    "I'm a big fish in a small pond!"

    "No you're not. You're not even a fish."
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    "Everything I touch turns to sold."
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    Stuart's "extreme masculinity."
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    “Everything I touch turns to sold.”
    “My first word wasn’t mummy, it was money!”
    “I keep hearing a lot of hot air coming out of your mouth, so in the interest of climate change - shut up."
    “If I was an apple pie, the apples would be orange.”
    "I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm not a 10-trick pony, I'm a whole field of ponies – and they're literally all running towards this job."
    "Go on the Atkins Diet?"
    "Actually I got 11 A*s at GCSE!"
    "Who DOES he think he is?!"
    ''The face of the Big Ben is 20 diameters in width.''
    "Basically, I'm actually going to a Scottish wedding this weekend, so, erm, I'm taking it, uh, for my nan, as a birthday present."
    "My brother actually needs to take his exam, he needs to take it on Monday. He lent me his books, basically I took them back up to Nottingham, where I live, by accident, with the rest of my stuff when I packed it up. Basically, if I don't get these books, then he's not going to be able to study, he's not going to be able to pass his exams."
    "Karmically, they will be retributed."
    "Awrh, this is a dumbarse fing!"
    "The first taste of a drink is with the eye."
    +loads more. Probably one of the most quotable series so far.

    Ahhh, The Apprentice was great this year. :awesome:
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    'Why don't you hit me then?'

    and the thing he said about the spoons. Hahahaha.
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    (Original post by pisces94)
    my first word wasn't mummy, it was money.

    and something about a apple pie - orange?
    lol
    yes!
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    "Octoclean. Eight hands are DEFINITELY better than two" :perv:

    "Is this some message I'm getting from above, Chris, that you are a loser?"
    "I don't think I am a loser. Well, according to your figures, I am..."

    "What is one of the most interesting things about you? ..... '"I have a third nipple"'...
    "Oh yes"
    "You're laughing, I'm not. Then one or two pages on, what's the worst lie you've ever told? '"That I have a third nipple"' *glare*
    [Cut to Jamie, laughing]
    "Is that supposed to make me laugh?"

    + everything Stuart ever said
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    Meslissa's final words:

    "Thanks for ganging up on me, you horrible people"

    That has to be the one!
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    (Original post by Ladipidoo)
    “Everything I touch turns to sold.”
    “My first word wasn’t mummy, it was money!”
    “I keep hearing a lot of hot air coming out of your mouth, so in the interest of climate change - shut up."
    “If I was an apple pie, the apples would be orange.”
    "I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm not a 10-trick pony, I'm a whole field of ponies – and they're literally all running towards this job."
    "Go on the Atkins Diet?"
    "Actually I got 11 A* at GCSE!"
    "Who DOES he think he is?!"
    ''The face of the Big Ben is 20 diameters in width.''
    "Basically, I'm actually going to a Scottish wedding this weekend, so, erm, I'm taking it, uh, for my nan, as a birthday present."
    "My brother actually needs to take his exam, he needs to take it on Monday. He lent me his books, basically I took them back up to Nottingham, where I live, by accident, with the rest of my stuff when I packed it up. Basically, if I don't get these books, then he's not going to be able to study, he's not going to be able to pass his exams."
    "Karmically, they will be retributed."
    "Awrh, this is a dumbarse fing!"

    Ahhh, The Apprentice was great this year. :awesome:
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    "i have a third nipple"

    i know its been said but hilarious

    “Karmically, they will be retributed”
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    "You were all over it like a tramp on chips"
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    I am the only candidate who is actually gonna take lord sugar out of recession and actually make him a lot of money there is nobody in this process like me. I dont think lord sugar has ever seen anyone like me in fact I don't think there is anyone out there like me.

    oi stuart **** off

    I'm a key cog, I'm a key cog
 
 
 
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