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Accidently **** myself, everyone making fun of me watch

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    LOOOL!!!
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    troll? '****ting yourself' is an expression

    as for dealing with it, a mate at my school **** himself when we were in year 8. 5 years down the line we're both in year 13 and everyone still remembers him for it.
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    Were you worried at your friend's 17.62 inch "blade?"
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    http://myfacewhen.com/65/

    My picture wouldn't show.
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    (Original post by Strangey)
    Were you worried at your friend's 17.62 inch "blade?"
    Did you read my original post? It was my friend's BROTHER's blade, not my friends.
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    Irritable Bowel syndrome much :rofl:
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    So apparently ****ting yourself is a big deal. Please can someone explain to me why this is the case?
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    Why don't I visit H&R more often :laugh:
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    troll, but good attempt, made me laugh. good for the festive spirit!
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    (Original post by edd360)
    So apparently ****ting yourself is a big deal. Please can someone explain to me why this is the case?
    well firstly it's quite disgusting, unhygienic and there're something called a toilet which is where that stuff belongs.
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    (Original post by CapsLocke)
    well firstly it's quite disgusting, unhygienic, there're something called a toilet which is where that stuff belongs.
    Why is it ok for babies to do it?
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    (Original post by edd360)
    Did you read my original post? It was my friend's BROTHER's blade, not my friends.
    I'm afriad I didn't read it compleatly, no - I'm blind in one ear
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    trollollollol...wait...you're not joking are you?
    ahahahahahaha :rofl:
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    (Original post by edd360)
    Did you read my original post? It was my friend's BROTHER's blade, not my friends.
    Sorry. I didn't know you **** yourself because it was your brother's blade, rather than your friends. Maybe things would be different if your friend pulled the blade out?
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    (Original post by edd360)
    Why is it ok for babies to do it?
    because they have not been taught how to use a toilet.

    that is why their parents teach them how to use a toilet.

    but if you think it's okay to **** yourself, you go ahead
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    (Original post by edd360)
    To all the people saying the other guy meant it figuratively, I am quite confused. The saying must have come from somewhere? If one didn't **** themselves when they were scared, why does the saying even exist? :confused:
    I'm inclined to say ''where have you been? you do interact with people right?'' I really do not understand what you are confused about. I don't mean to offend you.. sorries.

    99.9999% of the times this really is meant figuratively. I'm sure the saying comes from someone who once actually **** him/herself but that doesn't mean that it is a total normal thing. It's totally besides the point actually. I'm not sayin you are not normal, but to actually properly **** yourself is not something that commenly happens to loads of people, infact, having heard this saying all my life you are the first person I have met in my life EVER who ACTUALLY **** himself after saying that..

    It is also really really REALLY inappropriate to actually swing your dirty underwear around asking ''soo where should I put this?''.

    All the best mate.
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    (Original post by edd360)
    Hello TSR, as Christmas is nearing an end I would like to take this last opportunity to wish you all a merry xmas!

    Now on to the point of discussion. It was a cold snowy 2 days ago, and me and my mate were driving to my mates house. Upon arrival, I was greeted with the stench of fermented vomit, not a great start. There were about 7 or 8 of us in total, all guys, just chilling playing a bit of Nintendo Wii (we were having a Wii Fit tournament) and a few games of snakes and ladders. All of a sudden, there was a loud bang and someone ran into the room brandishing a 17.62 inch blade. Turns out it was just my mates brother playing a prank. Of course my natural fight or flight response caused me to **** myself, so I announced that I **** myself before I went to the bathroom to clean myself up, it's only good manors, I could hardly wonder off with no explanation. My mate replied with "Same, I was **** scared", so I felt a bit better and less rude then, knowing I wasn't the only one. A few minutes later I returned holding my dirty boxers, and asked the host where I could put them, and to my shock everyone just stood there staring at me, and I couldn't figure out why. One of the lads said "you actually **** yourself?" So I just gave him a funny look, I wasn't in the mood for childish mind games. Then they all started laughing at me and I still don't really know why. They said it's because I **** myself, but that can't be the only reason because it's not that bad, I didn't even mean to do it, it's a natural human response when you get scared, I know loads of people who admit to it. Did I maybe do something else wrong?
    I don't believe this ****. :awesome:

    :toofunny:

    Brilliant.
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    Lol I just **** myself laughing at this!
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    (Original post by CapsLocke)
    because they have not been taught how to use a toilet.

    that is why their parents teach them how to use a toilet.

    but if you think it's okay to **** yourself, you go ahead
    Are you retarded? Did you read any of my posts? I didn't do it deliberately did I? Which rules out all of what you said. I know how to use one, and had I been given any prior warning I would have gone to the nearest toilet. whether I had been taught or not would not have made a difference. So please re-evaluate your answer to my question.
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    (Original post by edd360)
    Are you retarded? Did you read any of my posts? I didn't do it deliberately did I? Which rules out all of what you said. I know how to use one, and had I been given any prior warning I would have gone to the nearest toilet. whether I had been taught or not would not have made a difference. So please re-evaluate your answer to my question.
    I answered your question, why is it okay for babies to do it, and I answered it with 3 valid points.
    You must of asked me for a reason why it's okay for a baby to do it, thinking It is okay for you to do it.

    Don't worry, you now have a good story to tell your children, if you ever have any.
 
 
 
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