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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    All from the same person. Bare in mind, this is only from December, and I've missed out loads. She's also younger than me and has 2 kids, and her mum is on her FB. Highlighted the :lolwut: ones:


    mornin sxc peeps x


    i swear i cnt stand brehs that dnt treat gurls rite and when nxt man wana treat his gurl like a princess they get vex x


    layin dwn listening 2 gyptian tunes x x x


    i <3 foreplay! x x x


    jumpin in bed feelin horny asusual x


    jus had the most amazing foreplay fingers, tongue and toys wat a lucky gurl jumpin in the bath x x x


    in bed playin wit my vibrators x


    feelin horny x


    is feelin used and unappreciated x


    i wanna have sex! x x x


    is lookin for sum1 2 have fun wit x x x


    i need a new lover! x x x


    layin in bed playin wit myself x x x


    wat a ****in doughnut jus caught my ****in thumb on the door wat a **** x


    i <3 bein licked out x x x


    i wana have sex x x x


    feelin insecure my x always cheatin and lyin 2 me has ****ed up my head


    in a naughty mood x x x


    smokin a bedtym zoot x x x


    chillin on the sofa wit a hot chocolate x


    i hate dirty pervs!


    i <3 foreplay wit my moroccan hunk! x x x


    my sis is a dirty ***** x


    i don't want **** 2nite, eat my pussy right xoxoxox
    :rofl3:

    That was quite painful to read, anyone that writes "brehs" instead of boys should slap themselves :yep:
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    (Original post by lilzoldier)
    Eastbrook Comprehensive aka Chavdom

    P.S and I'm not proud about it
    Look at the bright side...at least you're not at Dagenham park school
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    All from the same person. Bare in mind, this is only from December, and I've missed out loads. She's also younger than me and has 2 kids, and her mum is on her FB. Highlighted the :lolwut: ones:


    mornin sxc peeps x


    i swear i cnt stand brehs that dnt treat gurls rite and when nxt man wana treat his gurl like a princess they get vex x


    layin dwn listening 2 gyptian tunes x x x


    i <3 foreplay! x x x


    jumpin in bed feelin horny asusual x


    jus had the most amazing foreplay fingers, tongue and toys wat a lucky gurl jumpin in the bath x x x


    in bed playin wit my vibrators x


    feelin horny x


    is feelin used and unappreciated x


    i wanna have sex! x x x


    is lookin for sum1 2 have fun wit x x x


    i need a new lover! x x x


    layin in bed playin wit myself x x x


    wat a ****in doughnut jus caught my ****in thumb on the door wat a **** x


    i <3 bein licked out x x x


    i wana have sex x x x


    feelin insecure my x always cheatin and lyin 2 me has ****ed up my head


    in a naughty mood x x x


    smokin a bedtym zoot x x x


    chillin on the sofa wit a hot chocolate x


    i hate dirty pervs!


    i <3 foreplay wit my moroccan hunk! x x x


    my sis is a dirty ***** x


    i don't want **** 2nite, eat my pussy right xoxoxox
    :lolwut:

    Why do you have her on fb and how old is she?
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    "only 1 gd ting bwt baths blazin a zoot in demm aha"

    "how does ma ps2 know da ryt date n tym n it ent bin on 4 lyk ova a year wtfff"

    "is bak ona ps2 flex n i giv ma self joke open up ma ps2 rizzla stashed in der sik 1"
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    go to youropenbook.org and search for paki its a rate laff
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    Barry Malone
    Tried shoppping yesterday never again do all paki's come out on boxing day jesus christ spot the white man in braehead and glasgow.All ignorant ***** barging in2 everyone, taking full rails of clothes and stealing hangers. Lets hope they left some **** for the rest of us !!!!!!!!!!!!!Try again 2day hope its better

    NICE 1 BARRY LOLLL
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    Yeh seriously I've heard all about Dagenham village, u dnt wana **** wid grevz and da team
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    All from the same person. Bare in mind, this is only from December, and I've missed out loads. She's also younger than me and has 2 kids, and her mum is on her FB. Highlighted the :lolwut: ones:

    x
    Holy moly! :eek:
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    (Original post by Sw1tch)
    "only 1 gd ting bwt baths blazin a zoot in demm aha"

    "how does ma ps2 know da ryt date n tym n it ent bin on 4 lyk ova a year wtfff"

    "is bak ona ps2 flex n i giv ma self joke open up ma ps2 rizzla stashed in der sik 1"
    :rofl2:
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    (Original post by PaperSnowAGhost!)
    :lolwut:

    Why do you have her on fb and how old is she?
    20/21, we were in the same year group at school.
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    (Original post by ussumane)
    Look at the bright side...at least you're not at Dagenham park school
    lol still not as bad as eastbrook though, theres a fight every day, kids smoking and selling drugs at the back field, crap teachers AND we are on the bottom of the league tables, only like 33% A-C rate absolute crap
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    All from the same person. Bare in mind, this is only from December, and I've missed out loads. She's also younger than me and has 2 kids, and her mum is on her FB. Highlighted the :lolwut: ones:


    mornin sxc peeps x


    i swear i cnt stand brehs that dnt treat gurls rite and when nxt man wana treat his gurl like a princess they get vex x


    layin dwn listening 2 gyptian tunes x x x


    i <3 foreplay! x x x


    jumpin in bed feelin horny asusual x


    jus had the most amazing foreplay fingers, tongue and toys wat a lucky gurl jumpin in the bath x x x


    in bed playin wit my vibrators x


    feelin horny x


    is feelin used and unappreciated x


    i wanna have sex! x x x


    is lookin for sum1 2 have fun wit x x x


    i need a new lover! x x x


    layin in bed playin wit myself x x x


    wat a ****in doughnut jus caught my ****in thumb on the door wat a **** x


    i <3 bein licked out x x x


    i wana have sex x x x


    feelin insecure my x always cheatin and lyin 2 me has ****ed up my head


    in a naughty mood x x x


    smokin a bedtym zoot x x x


    chillin on the sofa wit a hot chocolate x


    i hate dirty pervs!


    i <3 foreplay wit my moroccan hunk! x x x


    my sis is a dirty ***** x


    i don't want **** 2nite, eat my pussy right xoxoxox
    There is something ironic about that.
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    (Original post by glance)
    Yeh seriously I've heard all about Dagenham village, u dnt wana **** wid grevz and da team
    Its a town not a village lol

    There is a difference you know
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    20/21, we were in the same year group at school.
    Fair enough i suppose, i got the similar stuff like that
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    "derzz bare hataz out der fink der bad chat **** bout me but only god can juje me"

    "drunk sooooo much yestaday i cudont wake upp for breeee lng lyk ma mum came into ma room and shouted at me to get up breee rudeeee lyk"

    "I dnno wot 2 do i still lve her ma hert hurtz i fell betrayed but i cant stop lovin ma bb plzzzz som1 help me"

    "im on da bus and derzz two dikhedz lyk chattin to each otha in sum nex language why cant dey shut up wana kill them lol xxx"
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    (Original post by lilzoldier)
    lol still not as bad as eastbrook though, theres a fight every day, kids smoking and selling drugs at the back field, crap teachers AND we are on the bottom of the league tables, only like 33% A-C rate absolute crap
    lol If you think Eastbrook is bad, check Warren school :rofl:

    It has the double of everything you mentioned, and ahs been in the bottom for the last 10 years

    Well, when you get your GCSEs done, apply for All Saints 6th form, strict but a good school


    Or Sydney :ninja:
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    "**** it im gone text if u wnaa ask for num if u ent got it n i ent givin it to some random tramps so dont bother askin k thankyou cya"

    Girl is so full of herself and only seems to date black men.
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    My personal hatred is for those statuses that are purely to seek attention/sympathy. Something like:

    Chav A, 12 minutes ago: "wat a bad day"
    Chav B, 11 minutes: "o hun wats up xoxox"
    Chav A, 9 minutes ago: "jst 1 of thos **** days, feel like ****"
    Chav C, 7 minutes ago: "aw babes hop u feel betta 2moz xx"
    Chav A, 5 minutes ago: "luvin hugs and cookin from ma hunky bf, feelin betta alrdy thanx xx"

    Just total mindless rubbish. If you're not going to tell us all why your day was so bad, why did you feel it was worth updating us all with the news that your day was so bad?
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    Curvy Girls are better because meat is for man and bone is for dog

    Is Gonna Have Another Lil Snoozeee Then Tart Ass Is Coming Up Gonna Have A Nice Girly Niteee With A Chinise And A Bottle Of Bella Coz Am A Classy Walker Lassy ! x x

    Need's To Get Gorgeoussssss And Get Me Lil Leg's On The Go !!! x x

    Is One Lil Not Well Girl Got The Shiver's The Sniffle's And Is All Snuggled Up In Bed

    Hip's Are Gan Wilddd A Wish This Cramp Would Do 1 !

    Well No Point In Sitting Here Looking And Feeling Like **** !
    Gonna Get Beautiful Soon And Hit Them Sale's ! x x

    Look's Like Am Just Gonna Dash Meee Lil Leg's To Town Then Go To The Aunty's Can't Wait To Get Me New Extentionzzz ! x x




    There Is No Need To Capitalize Every First Letter Of Evey Single Word!!!!! :-/
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    This is from a class A Criminal Chav, he's 15 but has been in and out of prison over 7tyms :O

    -wat u smokein im out got out last monday then im bak 2 Y.O after christmas
    -the fat man siad i was bad this xmas when i sittin on his lap he told me 2 **** off u criminal
    -u no what misfit,s is live.
    -well we hug then we kiss then we **** then we love lol x
    -yo cuzz if your ganna chat **** keep your ass 2 the side
    -in southend rideing it all southend girl,s most off them r buff the boys most off them r lil G,s hold it on u piffs in southend
    -i dont like letin u face****ers noing abount my **** but **** it big man thing i got no girl 2night so im busting over porn what say nuttin
    -who whats 2 bye blackbreey 40 pound ?

    haha Pathethic
 
 
 
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