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WarmEye
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But if I say Im infertile shell tell everyone, and ill be the laughing stock
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She's a chav, why would she dump him if he smelled?

(not sure if "smelled" is in the English dictionary )
it does if you're american... enough said
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Well ever since I moved from canada to london I found it much easier to get laid. And my mum lives in a place full of what you guys call 'chavs' and thats how i met my girlfriend. We had sex straight away and now it's more of a sex on a regular rather than a relationship.

But she thinks we are in love, and told me she wants a baby. And the thing is, she knows where my mother lives and I think if i break it up she'll actually terrorise my house with her friends and brothers

I'm actually fearing for my health because of her, how can I break it up without making her feel bad?
act like a ***** and she'll go
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I can imagine your thoughts :rolleyes:...
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(Original post by WarmEye)
Well ever since I moved from canada to london I found it much easier to get laid.
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(Original post by WarmEye)
We had sex straight away and now it's more of a sex on a regular rather than a relationship.
:awesome:
I guess I can go with that....:sexface:

(Original post by WarmEye)
But she thinks we are in love, and told me she wants a baby.

*Record scratch*

:lolwut:.....:crazy:

****! My gf is psycho.......I'm out!!!

Most likely this isn't true. Just my imagination.
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Easy, tell her you have a disease which may spread to her, and it doesnt go away, if you want you can even write a doctors letter about this, shes a chav (as you stated) so she wont know if its a actual letter or not. And then shell proberly break up with you.

If this doesnt work, then if you have a friend whos really handsome etc, pay him alot of money to flirt with her etc etc, make sure that they get together so they she breaks up and starts going out with your handsome friend, and then your friend can break up with her etc etc.

Lol hope this helped....if this thread starter was just messing around, THEN IT AINT FUNNY BECAUSE I HAD TO USE MY BRAIN TO COME UP WITH THOSE IDEAS lol jokin
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Why are my Firm and Insurance the same as yours?!
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I dunno! I hope i get into kent!
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how babby is formed?
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Go on the Jeremy Kyle show
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Whats the problem? Man up and tell her to piss off
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Tell her you have aids.
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Touch her in public.
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Make her breakup with you. Might take a while, just 'grow apart'.
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(Original post by helpnowplease)
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I dunno! I hope i get into kent!
this.
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(Original post by shamim2k9)
She's a chav, why would she dump him if he smelled?

(not sure if "smelled" is in the English dictionary )
Maybe you want to try, 'Smelt'?

Just leave her, she'll get bored eventually.
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Tell her to go make a mutant baby with one of her brothers if she's that desperate

Alternatively, chop your **** off, give it to her as a present, and tell her to do with it as she pleases.
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cheat on her. or get some of your guy friends to start kissing her etc, then find out,and get hurt and dummpppppp her because SHE cheated on you and you can nolonger trust the chavy ass.
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(Original post by giantlemon)
this.
That.
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(Original post by WarmEye)
But if I say Im infertile shell tell everyone, and ill be the laughing stock
What makes you think you're not already a laughing stock?
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Buy her one of those baby dolls that cries and eats and poos and everything.

They're pretty realistic these days, she won't know the difference.

But seriously, you need to ditch her quicksmart. Let her down gently... say "it's not you, IT'S ME!" or "I'm just not ready to make such a big commitment" or any other vacuous, meaningless line that you might hear on Hollyoaks. Do you really think she's that much of a **** to terrorise your mum? Get a restraining order if you have to.
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Why put this on here, just deal with it !
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