But if I say Im infertile shell tell everyone, and ill be the laughing stock
Easy, tell her you have a disease which may spread to her, and it doesnt go away, if you want you can even write a doctors letter about this, shes a chav (as you stated) so she wont know if its a actual letter or not. And then shell proberly break up with you.
If this doesnt work, then if you have a friend whos really handsome etc, pay him alot of money to flirt with her etc etc, make sure that they get together so they she breaks up and starts going out with your handsome friend, and then your friend can break up with her etc etc.
Lol hope this helped....if this thread starter was just messing around, THEN IT AINT FUNNY BECAUSE I HAD TO USE MY BRAIN TO COME UP WITH THOSE IDEAS lol jokin
Go on the Jeremy Kyle show
Whats the problem? Man up and tell her to piss off
Make her breakup with you. Might take a while, just 'grow apart'.
cheat on her. or get some of your guy friends to start kissing her etc, then find out,and get hurt and dummpppppp her because SHE cheated on you and you can nolonger trust the chavy ass.
Buy her one of those baby dolls that cries and eats and poos and everything.
They're pretty realistic these days, she won't know the difference.
But seriously, you need to ditch her quicksmart. Let her down gently... say "it's not you, IT'S ME!" or "I'm just not ready to make such a big commitment" or any other vacuous, meaningless line that you might hear on Hollyoaks. Do you really think she's that much of a **** to terrorise your mum? Get a restraining order if you have to.
Why put this on here, just deal with it !