If chickens could talk intelligently with us, would you still eat them? Watch

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I think people would have different opinions on this if we have for ever known that chickens could speak.
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(Original post by paniking_and_not_revising)
If chickens were clever enough to communicate with us, they'd be clever enough to run away from us to stop us from eating them!
Don't worry - we've got enough **** chasers as it is!
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The thought of a chicken talking makes me laugh
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Didn't stop the farmers from Chicken Run :mmm:

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Depends on what they have to say.
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Course, fried chicken!!!
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I don't eat them

and I'm not a fan of chickens.


But there is no need to eat another with a soul. easy :P.
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Only if they could put together a convincing case for why I shouldn't eat them.
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I'd ask them first.
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Yes. It would feel good to talk to my food and not get stared at and avoided for once.
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Rebecca's opinion:
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No. Presumably if chickens were intelligent enough to talk they would have established some form of equal-rights movement. They would eventually succeed in getting the vote and it would most likely be illegal to kill a chicken. They would be in our schools and our work places as well. We would befriend them.
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way to go all moralfag on us...

We'd have to eat them. If we show them any respect they'd rise and impose the equivalent of the Third Reich times 9000 and enslave the human race.

Who wants to be ruled by talking chickens, seriously. They'd take the piss and have Kentucky Fried Human. Not gunna happen.
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Of course not. You can't eat something once you know it's sentient, no matter how delicious they may be.

eg. Popplers:
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No. I'd feel too guilty
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Well it depends entirely on what it said...
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If chickens could talk they'd probably curse vegetarians and promote further consumption of their species.
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(Original post by nunugab)
If chickens could talk they'd probably curse vegetarians and promote further consumption of their species.
Watch the vid
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(Original post by maturestudy)
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That's precisely how a conversation with an intelligent chicken would go but it would probably marinade itself with Nandos sauces whiles laying forth a convincing case
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I have pet chickens, and they only like you if you feed them. So I only like them when they are cooked.
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