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*Dreaming*
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I'm in a band called The Taxpayers

We've been supporting Queen and Prince for years.
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I really hope when Kate Middleton is queen her face will be on coins and notes. Then I can really start an official w*nk bank.
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These are terrible

A lot of them are just related to weddings/honeymoons in particular

None of these have stood out to me yet, keep trying though!

Edit: stole this one but still

"I know her fanny is massive, but speculating that William and Kate will honeymoon in Jordan is taking the piss a bit "
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Anything this guy said.

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I feel sorry for Prince William. It must be weird on your stag night stuffing money into a strippers g-string knowing that every note has a picture of your grandmother on it.
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(Original post by *Dreaming*)
It took a while for him to get the ring on Kate's finger.

Never mind, I'm sure after tonight her ring won't be so tight.


After enjoying the Royal Wedding, J K Rowling has decided to write one last book in honour of the young Royals......

"Harry Pothead and the Half-Bald Prince"


Prince Charles must have been very proud today, witnessing the marriage of his only son.
I've just seen the frightening pictures on television.

London's been taken over by the BNP.
bahaa
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(Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
LOL +1

Edit - I should stress though, I am no Frankie boyle. Diana was lovely.
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(Original post by G550NDH)
I feel sorry for Prince William. It must be weird on your stag night stuffing money into a strippers g-string knowing that every note has a picture of your grandmother on it.
HAHA! I can't rep you though.
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(Original post by explosions hurt)
Why was Harry smiling so much during the wedding? Because he's a bomb in Will and Kate's room in the palace.
Bro are you serious? This has to be the worst joke ever..not Wedding Day joke but worst joke in general.
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Two best ones in this thread:

Charles being proud of the marriage of his only son, and the one about William's grandmothers face being on notes down strippers g-strings :bigsmile:
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I'm in a band called The Taxpayers We've been supporting Queen and Prince for years.
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(Original post by G550NDH)
I feel sorry for Prince William. It must be weird on your stag night stuffing money into a strippers g-string knowing that every note has a picture of your grandmother on it.
Ha!
Best yet.
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“Do you William, take this stuck up social climber to be your lawful wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Do you Kate, take this balding elite sponger to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“I do.”
“I therefore pronounce you a further combined drain on the UK’s resources.”
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(Original post by joebloggs89)
“Do you William, take this stuck up social climber to be your lawful wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Do you Kate, take this balding elite sponger to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“I do.”
“I therefore pronounce you a further combined drain on the UK’s resources.”
For you first post....bravo!!!
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there was a qoute someone was holding up it said
"well done Kate, you just checked mate the king"
haha
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(Original post by explosions hurt)
Why was Harry smiling so much during the wedding? Because he's a bomb in Will and Kate's room in the palace.
:lolwut:
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(Original post by G550NDH)
I feel sorry for Prince William. It must be weird on your stag night stuffing money into a strippers g-string knowing that every note has a picture of your grandmother on it.
ahahah awesome!
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(Original post by *Dreaming*)
It took a while for him to get the ring on Kate's finger.

Never mind, I'm sure after tonight her ring won't be so tight.


After enjoying the Royal Wedding, J K Rowling has decided to write one last book in honour of the young Royals......

"Harry Pothead and the Half-Bald Prince"


Prince Charles must have been very proud today, witnessing the marriage of his only son.


I've just seen the frightening pictures on television.

London's been taken over by the BNP.
Ok, I'm confused by this one. It's probably incredibly obvious to everyone else but I've been trying for a while to get this one. Do I just not know enough about the Royal Family? I feel bad
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Just as well this wedding didn't take place in France. Kate would have been arrested for wearing a veil over her face.
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