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Kaitlyn89
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(Original post by Baled)
This. It's funny how women have the freaking audacity to complain about men being "bad" in bed, when most women let guys do all the work in bed. It must be so easy to be a woman. You can be completely lazy and still blame the guy if the sex is bad :top:

Being "good" in bed is EXTREMELY EASY for women. Blowjobs are probably the easiest thing to do, and how hard is it to spread your legs and rotate your hips every now and then?

It's much more difficult for men. They have to stay hard and keep shagging for ages, choose the positions, make her *** several times, and lick pussy which is not exactly easy if you compare it to giving blowjobs.

And like you said: many women can't even open their god damn mouth to tell a guy what they like and what they want in bed.
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
LMAO :rofl:

Is that REALLY your best argument? Are you for real?
Damn, I would be seriously embarrassed by reading that if I was a female.
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

lmfao


Dont listen to him talk about sex. He is a virgin and is the same height as a schoolgirl ( totally srs)


TSR gossip travels fast ;_;
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
Speaking from experience?

You have much bigger problems than guys performances darling.
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
Why would you even bring that up.

The thread is about guys thinking the're good at sex, when they really aren't.

He raised some valid points. Why would you choose to ignore them and go off in a completely different direction?
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Why do girls think it's their role to judge men for their sexual performances while not considering their own? Why do women think of themselves as godesses who don't have to do anything more than lie back and be pleasured?

Ever noticed how the one common denominator of all of your bad sexual experiences is that you were involved? :holmes:
It takes two to tango.
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
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(Original post by Blueflare)
Why do girls think it's their role to judge men for their sexual performances while not considering their own? Why do women think of themselves as godesses who don't have to do anything more than lie back and be pleasured?

Ever noticed how the one common denominator of all of your bad sexual experiences is that you were involved? :holmes:
It takes two to tango.
Spot on. It's pathetic how the vast majority of women think that they're so perfect and that they do everything right during sex.

Guys may judge women for their sexual performances, but it is PRIMARILY a woman-thing.
I have no doubt that some women have sex just so they can tell their friends how awful he was - even if he wasn't.
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All the males reading this thread are laughing at you. Terrible attempt at insulting us.
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Well I certainly enjoy it. For the 30 seconds that I take to blurt I feel like a God. I assumed women felt the same.
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i'm so good in bed because i'm sooo legend-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy!
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lmfao


Dont listen to him talk about sex. He is a virgin and is the same height as a schoolgirl ( totally srs)


TSR gossip travels fast ;_;
This coming fom the pathetic heightist and size-queen :facepalm:
I'm guessing you're a lazy fvck just like her.
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i'm so good in bed because i'm sooo legend-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy!
Haha. Barney Stinson :top:
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(Original post by Kaitlyn89)
Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
Lol, as mentioned before it takes two to tango
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(Original post by Tyrannosaurus Cal)
I don't think I'm great in bed.

Why do girls always make generalisations?
Slight irony there.
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Onwards and Upwards!
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Because a girl will often not tell him if he isn't.

Thus, if she has an orgasm, or fakes it , or doesnt but just seems to enjoy it. He will think is good.

If women went around telling every guy exactly they how felt honestly, men would be different.
You Sir are a 'logical genius'... OP it's the female gender's fault as clearly set out above...
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Slight irony there.
That's what I was going for :p: Quite excited that you got it! I was expecting loads of neg rep.
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Haha. Barney Stinson :top:
that wasn't a bareny stinson quote, although I hear that guy's awesome!
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Goddammit, these untalented loudmouths give the rest of us arrogant casanovas a bad name.
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Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?
You're an idiot
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