Girls, I apologise in advance for being such a liar. But would you find me charming? Watch

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pfffft good luck - this plan's so obvious/old/pathetic I don't wanna waste words trying to tempt you out of doing it.

A slap is all you'll end up with - on the face at that
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Try some knife chat-up lines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the cab I've got a knife!
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You sound like a right ****
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Why not just use chloroform instead of champagne? It works faster.
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I don't think the female gender is so desperate that a bottle of champagne is all it takes.
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http://prezwho.com/wp-content/upload...-funny-088.jpg
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Charming? More like irresistible!

Lad.
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That just makes you sound sleazy not charming at all especially as you'd just be some random guy I've never met before.
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Lol!

OP is so lost.
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Its not surprising you're still a virgin.
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Hahaha, I honestly don't think that is really going to work. Not because you have a bottle of champagne.
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Well I, for one, dislike champagne, so that's not gonna work on me. Equally, if you asked me if I wanted to share your banana, I'd have to decline.

Some cheesy chips and a G&T, now that's what I'm talkin' bout :cool:
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I think you may want to recheck what "charming" is defined as, my friend.
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(Original post by TheEnigmaUK)
So me and a few mates are going away this weekend to Bournemouth, and I am planning on pulling a girl or two, maybe 3 (who knows). Anyway, I'm going to take a bottle of champagne and leave it in my hotel room. When I'm on the night out, I'll tell the girl I've got a bottle of champagne back at the hotel room, does she want to go back with me and chat a bit more as it's noisy in the club. Hopefully the bottle of champagne will be my lure back to the room, sorry that sounds kind of creepy doesn't it lol. What I'm trying to say, is that the champagne will be a temptation to come back to my hotel room so we can get to know each other better, preferably naked lol. Problem is, I've got a mate sharing the room with me, so i'll tell him to f**k off (in a good way) when I pull.....

P.S. I'm sorry for lying girls, it's just I want to lose my virginity and I need a plan!
Sorry, not charming. I'd love to be a treated to a bottle of champagne but any girl with average intelligence would see straight through that, and you'll either end up losing your virginity to a slut - excuse my French - or you'll get stood up/slapped in the face.

Why don't you just go about losing your virginity the proper way... i.e. find yourself a girlfriend, fall in love with her and then have sex? I imagine you'll regret it otherwise.
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I'm quite sure that the girls probably already suspect that you are lying just to **** them
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(Original post by TheEnigmaUK)
So me and a few mates are going away this weekend to Bournemouth, and I am planning on pulling a girl or two, maybe 3 (who knows). Anyway, I'm going to take a bottle of champagne and leave it in my hotel room. When I'm on the night out, I'll tell the girl I've got a bottle of champagne back at the hotel room, does she want to go back with me and chat a bit more as it's noisy in the club. Hopefully the bottle of champagne will be my lure back to the room, sorry that sounds kind of creepy doesn't it lol. What I'm trying to say, is that the champagne will be a temptation to come back to my hotel room so we can get to know each other better, preferably naked lol. Problem is, I've got a mate sharing the room with me, so i'll tell him to f**k off (in a good way) when I pull.....

P.S. I'm sorry for lying girls, it's just I want to lose my virginity and I need a plan!
just how old are you? if you look 16 then your plan wouldn't work.
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http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/5/pimpmotorcar.jpg

Is this you?
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Telling any sane girl you've got champagne back at your hotel, will lead her to think that you're planning to get her drunk then take advantage of her... Not cool dude...
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(Original post by TheEnigmaUK)
So me and a few mates are going away this weekend to Bournemouth, and I am planning on pulling a girl or two, maybe 3 (who knows). Anyway, I'm going to take a bottle of champagne and leave it in my hotel room. When I'm on the night out, I'll tell the girl I've got a bottle of champagne back at the hotel room, does she want to go back with me and chat a bit more as it's noisy in the club. Hopefully the bottle of champagne will be my lure back to the room, sorry that sounds kind of creepy doesn't it lol. What I'm trying to say, is that the champagne will be a temptation to come back to my hotel room so we can get to know each other better, preferably naked lol. Problem is, I've got a mate sharing the room with me, so i'll tell him to f**k off (in a good way) when I pull.....

P.S. I'm sorry for lying girls, it's just I want to lose my virginity and I need a plan!
Lol this must be a joke.No one can be that stupid,im pretty sure even the most inexperienced guys no that no girl would shag them for some champagne.And that business and pleasure part,You carn't be serious.

If you are wow! i wouldn't do it im pretty sure every girl will think you are a douche/sleaze
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Troll and you're from Essex...
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